Finish each other's sentences

Money laundering massage parlor that …

will kill you if you steal his…

Precious jewels until…

they are cherished, by those who know their worth and

*Smoker crying in the distance*.

But a bystander comes in and says “See what?”-

Chicken butt.

Little did they know…

This pony was planning to steal their ears.

But then…

The sky broke in two pieces, and everyone in Equestria had to move to New Hampshire for safety. Soon after…

The ponies surrounded 🧡☮Starrscout☮🧡 and

Threatened to put me in the ”elmer’s glue” jug😏😏 with Rainbow Dash. I screamed and ran away in fear as…

…they attacked you with spears. You then found yourself in a place where…

Everything was orange. I then turned around to see, heading straight towards me, a gigantic…

Pizza!

I ate the pepperonis off it, but realized they tasted like grapes.

And the cheese tasted like bananas. The crust, meanwhile…

Tasted like Rarizzy!’s hat. As a result

They got sick and had to get-

fed to failure. Caught in…

The rain
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Then I’m…

The one and only @yelling_into_the_void. One day a pony named…

Goppadoo went to the bank to buy bacon. But she started crying bananas again. Meanwhile, her friend Sir Firstname Lastname…

Went on strike to protest against-

A penguin because

it ate all the ice cream.