Finish each other's sentences

an L.
 
♪FALL DOWN AND WORSHIP THE

HELIX FOSSIL!
 

 

 
Back in my day, we didn’t have the fancy…

technology that is prevalent today.
 
If Chris Cornell had not died, then I would not be feeling

Sad.
 
That’s when I found out…

…Sweetie Belle had tried to fight the Ender Dragon.
 
Minty’s latest socks…

…were on fire.
 
So anyway, the first order of business is…

…to punch reactionary insurrectionists.
 
I tell ya, I hope that guy goes off to…

Find Adventure.
 

 

 
It’s been one week since you looked at me  
Cocked your head to the side and said, “I’m angry”  
Five days since you laughed at me saying  
“Get back together come back and save me”  
Three days since the living room  
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you  
Yesterday you’d forgiven me  
But it’ll still be two days ’til…

…my computer freaking explodes.
 
To be honest, i personally think that…

for true love, I damned HER!
 
As I see them take you…

…away to the freaking moon
 
I’ve only got a week till i…

get visited by a looming succubus.  
An evil entity had taken hold of me…

Again.
 

 

 
Now I’m looking to the sky to save me  
Looking for a sign of life  
Looking for something to help me burn out bright  
I’m looking for a complication  
Looking ‘cause I’m tired of lying  
Make my way back home when…

I see another person like me  
Trying to make it all feel like home
 
These days are dark and the nights are cold…

….and the sun is about to explode.
 
Basically, i bet you’ll see…

too high and too familiar sunshine.
 
My eyes are real…

…real fake, that is.
 
Hey, why is it that…

the consensus that trending music is good?
 
If religion was barred…

…then the world would (arguably) be a better place.
 
If I was in the MLP world for a day, then i would…

give kids presents to vindicate myself of being a bad man.
 
The scariest character…

Says the least.
 

 

 
I am smellin’ like the rose  
that somebody gave me on  
my birthday deathbed  
I am smellin’ like the rose  
that somebody gave me  
‘cause I’m…

dead. ^{so sorry}
 
You know what? I should just go ahead and…

snitch on those that are role models for betrayal.
 
These graves are cold and empty…

@LeaveTheBronx  
And bloated
 
…
 
@Background Pony #89CE  
For now.
 

 
Don’t need nothin’ but a good time  
How can I resist  
Ain’t looking for nothin’ but a good time  
And…

the reversal of conception initiated to guarantee cataclysm.
 
Hampering of traps…