Finish each other's sentences

@Rainbow Eevee  
Reason to drink.
 

 

 
There goes my hero  
Watch him as he goes  
There goes my hero  
He’s…

A guy with nine toes.
 
 
Wake up, go to school…

and find out i forgot my 8 page essay at home.
 
I finally founded out who my secret admirer was!!  
My secret admirer is…

The girl reading this.
 

 

 
 
I can’t stand it I know you planned it  
I’m gonna set it straight, this watergate  
I can’t stand rocking when I’m in here  
Because your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear  
So while you sit back and wonder why  
I got this [curse word] thorn in my side  
Oh my God, it’s a mirage  
I’m tellin’ y’all it’s…

an Omen!!
 
Now I’ve,  
Had the time of my life…  
And I owe it all to…

The person to my left!!
 
Who ate my leftovers???  
I think it was…

YOU! [Points at…

The best moment of the entire show is..  
Edit: whoopsies, i broke the chain.

@yelling_into_the_void  
random person

How it has to end eventually
 
If there’s no …, this shit ain’t Disney

“Our first openly gay character”
 

 

 
In the end, it turns out the real monster is…

Capitalism, it’s always capitalism
 
April fools, I pranked you by…

Making you paranoid about what my prank would be about
 
By throwing the dice you’re creating…

A gambling addict.
 

 

 
Thank goodness we live in a world with…

Nothing to live and drivers who do as such
 
Draw you last pathetic card…

Karen, for I am the Manager.
 

 

 
Heard it from a friend who  
Heard it from a friend who  
Heard it from another you been…

Playing Atari with!
 
Are you feeling it now…

My fingers running down your throat
 
There’s plenty of options here…

Bread, eggs, breaded eggs.
 

 

 
Sometimes I feel  
Like I don’t have a partner  
Sometimes I feel  
Like my only friend  
Is the city I live in  
The city of angels  
Lonely as I am  
Together we…

Jump like utter maniacs!
 
Its the Nutshack but every Nutshack is preceded by…

……Nutshacks everywhere.
 
With this drill, I’ll be able to pierce……

My skull.
 

 

 
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain  
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain  
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape  
Then…

A giant fist came outta nowhere
 
Kill the same thing twice and…

Its overkill.
 
Better watch out when…

You run with scissors
 
A new model for the telegraph has arrived, it’s called the…