Finish each other's sentences

Suffer the Wrath of the Almighty Thor!
 

 
 
When the Moon hits your eye  
Just like a big pizza pie  
That’s…

LOTSA DOUGH MAMITA!
 
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞🎼🎵At Jollibee we are proud to…

Be, right back in my hometown with my new…

UZI!
 
Magic Johnson has the cure for…

The Summertime Blues.
 

 

 
And when he woke up the next morning, he saw…

a human shaped imprint next to him.
 
He called out to find out who was there and who responded was––

A robo-call.
 
Your heart is true, your a pal and a…

friend.
 
I wouldn’t trade you for anything, even a…

Turtle.
 

 
 
You know what I’m in the mood for? Some…

Sovietwave.
 
With the monster approaching she found sanctuary in the shed. There she found––

Out that the real monster is Man.
 

 

 
If I may quote Shakespeare:

Ignore this.

Kill the envious moon!
 
Don Quiote thought he was a knight because he had…

Lived many long and lonely days.
 

 

 
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.  
Now it looks as though…

I’ve killed this thread.
 

 

 
Not to self:

Never give flaresticks to an Orangutan.
 
Previously on X-MEN:

Wolverine tries to use contacts!
 
There’s a smile on my face,  
for the whole human race,  
Why it’s almost like being…

IN LOVE!
 
For a great time, call 1-800-…

Totally NOT a scam!
 

 

 
But I was too late…

I lost half of my money to a Nigerian scammer online!
 
Annie are you…

okay? Are you okay, are you okay Annie.
 
Turn down the…

Road where all those mysterious murders are taking place.
 

 

 
I was working in the lab, late one night  
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight  
For my monster from his slab, began to rise  
And suddenly to my surprise…

DC fired Bendis, and re-hired Ethan! :D
 
After the end of the 2nd Fallout War, The Brotherhood of Steel sent agents to China to…

Wander about aimlessly.
 

 

 
From my laboratory in the castle east  
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast  
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes  
To…

To make spoopy memes.
 
Somebody once told me…