Finish each other's sentences

K.I.A. MOFO!
 
NO worries, just polishing the…

Painting using a shovel is perfectly normal
 
It’s like a parade but instead of…

E-minor its G-minor
 
YAY WELCOME TO…

YOUR DEMISE
 
I dreamt that I was doing a crossword puzzle and horizontal 6 was…

Jiggly
 
While cleaning his room she looked under his bead and found––

The secret stash of gold from the leprechauns that had leper
 
We just need some money and then we can go to…

…..the hidden empire of Crepuscorydon.
 
Ahhhh, there’s nothing better than…………..

Siege with your fellow Templar knights and retake the holy land
 
You should remember what that was. It was your…

……Mother.
 
Everytime I’m paying my taxes, I remember that time when……..

The tax collector came to audit me, man was she hot
 
This is something I’ve been thinking about since…

…..I got my head stuck in the toilet.
 
I’m a dick, a narcissist, a megalomaniac, pretty darn charismatic, but above all, I am……….

This guy’s bitch!
 
Destiny wasn’t a perfect game and yet they managed to…

Exist.
 

 

 
Well, she was just seventeen  
You know what I mean  
And the way she looked was way beyond compare  
So how could I dance with another (Ooh)  
When…

That was a bretrayal of the highest order. First you enslaved them, next thing you know…

……you somehow had a bagpipes concert with them.
 
The new empire of Crepucorydon demands you to………

Dance.
 
Did you seriously just…

pull a brick with a logo on it? yes.
 
What really makes me happy is

Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of the women!
 

 

 
Man arrested after…

….peeing on a tree.
 
With my new invention, I’ll be able to……..

…make fiction reality! Like having Kairi, Bill cipher, and Twilight Sparkle make out.
 
Bill Cipher, I have come to bargain for…

Your glass eye that’s been kept safe ina 2 dimensional tesseract.
 
Can’t talk your way out of this one pal, that thing you did…

Crossed the line. That sandwich had my name written on it.
 
We can’t always fight nature. We can’t fight change. We can’t fight gravity. We can’t fight…

……my desire of eating a burger.
 
Ultimate power always leads to……..

Anxiety attacks.
 

 

 
Some days it’s not worth the effort to…

Take toaster with you to the bathtub. Too many stairs
 
Be sure to stay away from…