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What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song
And…
The Hell?
Like a set-up to a cheap horror movie.
What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song
And…
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He learned too late that…
The Hell?
Being at school naked, and taking a test I hadn’t studied for.
He learned too late that…
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Having to smell funny after showering
If the sky is blue and the ocean is blue, then how come…
If the sky is blue and the ocean is blue, then how come…
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In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of…
The Hell?
Government overreach.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of…
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A bird in the hand is worth…
The Hell?
Mercury poisoning and he’ll never eat fish again.
A bird in the hand is worth…
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I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She’s coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me toward salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say…
The Hell?
Killed him.
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She’s coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me toward salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say…
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You got three fiddy?
Get me some medicine and pour it into the wine. It’s perfectly safe, my doctor said it will work to help my….
Get me some medicine and pour it into the wine. It’s perfectly safe, my doctor said it will work to help my….
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IN-TELLI-VISION!
Type 1 diabetes
Cookie monster stole the cookies from the COOKIE JAR, and now he’s got…
Cookie monster stole the cookies from the COOKIE JAR, and now he’s got…
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Helmet. Perfectly serviceable yet useless all at the same time
Let’s establish some ground rules…
Let’s establish some ground rules…
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The Hell?
Rule 1: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Rule 3:…
Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Rule 3:…
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IN-TELLI-VISION!
JOHN CENA IS GOD!
The Nutshack theme but every other nutshack is replaced by…
The Nutshack theme but every other nutshack is replaced by…
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