Finish each other's sentences

This is some pretty tasty salad
 
 
Sally sells seashells by…

the middle of Philladelphia, hoping her “exotic seashells will garner s’more of that drug money.
 
Lettuce, Bacon, Tomato, and…

A secret down under
 
 
The average person swallows…

470 milliletres of pride everyday.
 
You see that cute blonde girl over there; you oughta give her…

This pendant
 
 
This year my goals are…

…hopefully suicide by the end of summer.
 
There’s no quicker way to make a woman dry than to…

Blow her… with a hair dryer
 
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I…

@Any Pony  
need you to deliver this suspicious package to someone.
 
At least it’s not…

Another teen comedy romance this time
 
When I grow up, I want to be…

A bicycle
 
 
Like that,  
I’ll get the pink because it reminds me of cotton candy, and…

@Any Pony  
my own butthole.
 
Going to Nandos is like…

actually disgusting  
Wait, or is it amazing?
 
 
I’ll pick the…

@Any Pony  
Trap
 
On the 30th of Frostfall, the Blades were suddenly…

Modded to look like…  
I’m sure you know what people download
 
 
Do you know what your problem is,  
Your problem is…

You don’t praise the sun enough
 
When in doubt…

Choose C
 
JESUS, IT’S JUST…

A pregnancy positive result. Geez!
 
Do a barrel roll through…

asteroid Belt
 
 
Doxing is meant for dangerous people,  
not…

Grannies and orphans
 
Batman can do anything except

Save his parents
 
Like the legend of the phoenix  
All…

Burns and dies
 
Were they saying boo or…

Boo but harder
 
 
I was born with…

diabetes.
 
I’m hungry for…

Some SJW tears
 
 
How’d you know it was me,  
You literally…

Just cashed in your last chip
 
Let’s take some vacations over…