Dumb Moments

Ever had any dumb moments in your life?
 
Last month, I saw a bumblebee and accidentally called it a snake. More specifically, a bumblebee suddenly flew near me, and being scared, I accidentally yelled “FUCKING SNAKES!”.

I think you made a big mistake. This is going to get hilarious.

I am now imagining lots of tiny snakes with wings and stingers. This is terrifying :I
 
when I had to clean my computer so I turned it off and the power strip it was connected to, then thinking “I’ll just get on my ipod to browse!” Then went through the trouble of turning it on and going to Safari only to go “Oh wait…”

@Sono
 
…there should be a video game where these are the common enemies…
 
…in a test once, I somehow wound up putting down “cancer” as one of the three treatments for, well, cancer.
 
One time when I was fishing, I had a fish on my line and started backing up to help myself reel it in; I fell off the dock/pier/whatever it’s called…
 
I once thought I saw somebody driving off with my car…until I realized I was currently driving it myself.

This thread just reminded me there are flying snakes. There are not many things in life that terrify me but snakes that fly are one of them.
 
/watch?v=HMs8Cu8PNKM
 
NO! That is not ok snakes. You’re not allowed to do that.
 
Stop it.

Sometimes i feel my entire life is just one massive dumb moment.

I once lost my water bottle and had to get someone to look for it for me, only to find it was beside my bed the entire time.

An entire road trip was ruined because I tried to drink a soda.