Derpibooru: The Movie

What if we decided to make a movie about our adventures on Derpibooru? Who would be the heroes, and who would be the antagonists? What would the plot be?
 
Feel free to discuss this crazy idea here.

I would play the role of the guy who tries to warn the main characters of bad things to come only to be brushed off as retarded or crazy, only when it does happen the people say. “Klonoa was right!”

@Klonoahedgehog  
You’re the guy who dies first.

the RP forum is over there…

I want the be the guy that you want to be a heel villain.
 
But for some reason I always remain a face hero.

Clearly I should be the villain. I destroy everything regularly! What’s more villainous than that?

@Princess♠Molestia  
Your avatar is to adorable to be a villain.
 
…it’ll be perfect.

The villain would be Sidorovich or PPPP.

@RIG  
This isn’t a RP thread.

I would be the wise cracking ass kicker, kinda like Ash Williams… exept less deadites.

I would show up for a cameo at the beginning.  
Then I would have another at the end where I don’t recognize any of the characters that have been introduced in the story.

I’ll be the background character who does absolutely nothing

I’d be the moral supporting character i guess.

Quirky supporting character.

@Background Pony  
Teaspoon considers me worse than Sid. Would I be the Bigger Bad?

I’ll be the guy with the guns that always hase something funny to say aka the comedy relief.

I’d be similar to Klonoahedgehog in that I’d be cautious regarding their antics, and telling them so, all the while trying to be the voice of reason; kind of like Dr McCoy from TOS
 
Na fuck that noise. I’m playing against type, in that I’ll be like my avatar: Fooling pretty much everyone except Klonoahedgehog while I plan my nefarious schemes to undo everyone else.

id would probobly be the lancer to whoever is the hero, i am one of the older adventurers, and have quite a few stories under my belt, not to kention i also have a timeshare at the IRC.

I wish I were fully aware of the happenings in the comments, the little community intricacies, and all those things needed for me to properly expound the idea of a Derpibooru based film. Because I can be somewhat silly with such things.

…yeah, I’d probably just be an extra…

I would be the character who randomly appears throughout the movie with this expression:  
 
And when looking at the events and characters during the movie I would react:  
“dafuq is this?”  
“dafuq was that?”  
“dafuq are you?”

I would be the guy who wants to have an important role.  
But in the end just get’s just a few lines.

Stealth cameo for the author’s best friend.

The anti hero whose willing to kill or do things the main hero would not, and despite being one of the most powerful of the group, everything else in his life is bittersweet at best