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Depp Jones

Still trying to learn how to animate fights. Obvious artistic license in the end.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=36539240#p36539240
 
(A post I was reporting to moderation on Nationstates)

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@Quintus Hazard  
I can’t believe this is how I get the news about Pesterquest vol. 10 being delayed.

You’re kinda making a sizzling sound.

 
@SuperSupermario24  
Lol it’s strange and wonderful which ways internet news can be spread

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Who has the conscience to have courage  
Who has the courage to know they exist  
In the enter of the very engine  
Invents the conterspring that resists
 
Who doesn’t falter even when defeated  
Who though doomed is not despairing  
Surrounded in severed storm  
Between the teeth holds the spring

This goes beyond stylistic. This is not just flowery writing. This sentence is a winding hedge-maze of inanity that is indicative of everything ridiculous about Ian Watson’s writing style. It took the more illiterate of us five whole fuck-mothering minutes to look up definitions for each of these words in various dictionaries we had on hand. Please, if any of you are thinking of becoming scribes, do not stop and force your readers to drop your book and pick up a dictionary every other chapter just because you want to assert your talent for finding obscure words. And to any “intellectual types” out there beginning to write an email to us about how it is the sign of a learned man who included such advanced words and phrases in a text medium: this record is shallow and only artificially deep, it is depraved, uncanny, and most damning of all boring. This is not a text that is even remotely entertaining or informative due to the way it is written, the way its story and personages are handled and even its break-neck pacing. What little entertainment we have derived from this text is obtained purely from the sheer hilarity that comes with something so irrational attempting to be presented as a serious story. ((THIS BOOK IS BAD)).

the song “Clowns in the Sky,”