Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

It’s your least favorite color.
 
I wish for the fourteenth book of Wings of Fire to come out so I can read it.

Granted,  
It’s released entirely in Braille, translated into Dutch. ^^
 
I wish I knew why people seem so hostile on here in the last few days. >->

Granted,  
now you understand perfectly, but now you’re one of them, permanently. Your life is now fulled with nothing but anger, rage, hostile and violence. You’re miserable to the point where writing a fanfic or cross-dressing simply makes you feel even worse. (I’m assuming you enjoy cross-dressing and writing fanfic though.)
 
I wish I had my freedom back in full.

Granted, but you’re still a slave to the consequences of your choices in life.
 
I wish movie theaters had better popcorn.

Granted, but the movies are now extremely good and the tickets are ridiculosly expensive and the movies have terrible quality on TVs, phones, etc. no matter what you do.
 
I wish I hadn’t forgotten to put my wish when I finished.

No one responds to it
 
I wish for my math homework to be easier

It’s only one question now.  

You don’t have them anymore
 
I wish for some MLP figurines

@Myoozik  
They’re generation 3.5.
 
I wish the world would stop with the catastrophes.

It ends so there won’t be no more catastrophes
 
I wish to have more money

It’s all Hyperinflated
 
I wish for a burger

It’s a everything you hate burger
 
I wish for some cocaine

Granted, but it’s in a safe.
 
I wish I had a new laptop.

It’s a crappy, slow laptop.
 
I wish the coronavirus pandemic wasn’t happening.

You’re the only one infected.
 
I wish I could make good art

You practice your hand at art, only to discover it’s typically a career dead end.
 
I wish I could give Morning Glory (fallout equestria) a hug right now.

Granted, but she gives you covid19 right after you hug her (FalcoDash107’s brain is not functioning right now, please check back later.)
 
I wish Twilight existed IRL

@FalcoDash107  
Worth it! xD
 
Granted,  
There are now vampires in Washington that like to play baseball during thunderstorms.
 
I wish I had an indoor shooting range.

Granted, it’s one of those garbage “AS SEEN ON TV!1!11!!1” things.
 
I wish I had got Animal Crossing before it went out of stock.

There was no disk inside.
 
I wish I wasn’t so bored during quarantine.

Granted,  
You’re working on the frontlines of this epidemic.
 
I wish I’d remembered to wish something…

Granted, but now you forget everything.
 
I wish for pony life to release.

Granted, it sucks.
 
I wish Pony Life didn’t exist.

Granted, but they just release something else.
 
I wish that I could afford a better computer

Granted, you can afford a PC with a 2nd generation Intel Core i7 (which is still a pretty decent CPU, btw.)
 
I wish for a day once a year where all crime is legal.