Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

@Randomosaur  
Granted, only his speaking voice.
 
I wish I could be in a anime.

@Goldenpwny  
Granted, but I crush your organs.
 
@Parzival  
Granted, a Triceratops charges into it.
 
I wish Spinosaurus looked like this:  

@Randomosaur
 
Granted, but it has the yoult.deviantart.com watermark on the side of its body.
 
I wish I had some buttered toast.

Granted, but it’s poisoned.
 
I wish for a cupcake.

@Randomosaur  
Granted, but all of the history books ans such stay the same.  
I wish I could type faster on a Kindel Touch wothout making abhorrent spelling mistakes.

@Randomosaur  
Granted, but it’s poisoned.  
I wish there was a good MLP movie.

@Randomosaur  
Granted, its fish flavour.
 
I wish Pokemon are real.

@Parzival
 
Granted, but the Kindle you own becomes a Nook.
 
I wish Randomosaur got his cupcake.

@Parzival  
Granted, but you can only type gibberish  
@Parzival  
Granted, but it will be G3.
 
I wish I can write a good fanfic.

@Parzival  
Granted, its G3.
 
I wish I have friends.

@Background Pony
 
Granted, but they’re all imaginary.
 
I wish you were happy.

@Grieffon  
Granted, but only of shows that suck.
 
I wish my wish was incorruptible.

@Goldenpwny  
Granted, but it’s poisoned.  
I wish for a real wish.

@lasty  
jinx you owe me a soda

@Grieffon  
Granted, its Dora the Explorer fanfics.

@Parzival  
Granted, you wish to become a statue. Prepare for eternal boredom.
 
I wish religion didn’t exist.

@Randomosaur  
Granted, but God will become real and spreading his way.
 
I wish to die.

@Parzival  
Anyway, granted.  
That’s your incorruptable wish.
 
I wish that Dragon Tales never got wrapped up and kept going.

@Parzival  
You and your legal mumbo-jumbo…
 
Granted, but whatever you wish for appears or happens underwater.  
I wish for a sequel to Kazam.

@Grieffon  
Granted, but Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black sing with One Direction at your funeral, and the pastor is Fred Phelps.
 
I wish I was a dinosaur.

@lasty  
Granted, it sucks.  
I wish that Dragon Tales kept going.

@Randomosaur  
Granted, a fossilized one!
 
I wish I was a final boss(VG)

@Randomosaur  
Granted, but you will look like this
 
I wish RIG post dupes.

@SeraphimDawn  
Granted, you are the final boss of Fifa 2012.
 
I wish I was a living Spinosaurus.

@Randomosaur  
Granted, your a dinosaur in the jaws of a T. Rex.  
I WISH DRAGON TALES ID NOT GET WRAPPED UP AND KEPT GOING.