Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

It deletes your account without warning you.
 
I wish I was wealthy.

Granted, you also get a debt higher than your wealth.
 
I wish to become a snake.

You turn into a cobra in the middle of the pacific.
 
I wish I could stop watching Roblox videos and watch Rainbow Factory instead.

It’s a Roblox version of Rainbow Factory
 
I wish I was soft and wet

@Any Pony  

 
That’s what I sometimes watch.
 

 
You’re a soft and wet cleaning sponge.
 
I wish I wasn’t being stalked.

No one visits you or looks at you for the rest of your life
 
I wish for a tennis ball

The tennis ball is thrown to you and it smacks you in the face.
 
I wish that I wasn’t watching dumb Roblox videos.

Granted,  
You’re watching boring commercials.
 
I wish my fetishes were more normal.

The vanilla stuff is now considered fetishy.
 
I wish these Californians would stay in California and not ruin the other 49 states.

Granted,  
The US is overwhelmed with Mennonites.
 
I wish our state’s weather would act like it’s traditional fashion.

For only a week before it becomes chaotic
 
I wish for a number two pencil

It’s a shit pencil
 
I wish for Atlantis to be real

You get blown to smithereens by a crazy mole-man from France.
 
I wish shipping routes made a lick of sense.

It doesn’t. You can’t do anything about it.
 
I wish I was sleeping rather on Derpibooru and Fimfiction 3:00 in the morning,

Freddy Krueger is in your dream.
 
I wish for a better life for myself.

But not for your family and friends and they all suffer
 
I wish to not feel sick

Wish granted. You are now dead.
 
I wish to die.

Granted. You’re in hell now.
 
I wish I were the devil.

Wish granted. You’re now a minor devil in D&D’s Abyss.
 
I wish to take Satan’s throne.

Satan destroys you before you be the chance.
 
I wish to work at the Rainbow Factory as my OC.

Your OC gets turned into a rainbow.
 
I wish to be a pie!

You are destroyed by ev Pie Hater Dash.
 
I wish school wouldn’t be so boring.

They give you a lot of work with tight deadlines so you can get engaged more
 
I wish for a book

It’s the Bible.
 
I wish someone would buy the gaming PC I’m trying to flip on the classifieds, already!

They then return it and demand a return
 
I wish for a cool new hat