Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

You are excused.
 
I wish for a sandwich.

You only have bread
 
I wish to have a clan

You are dressed as the Klan.
 
I wish for a drill.

It’s a fire drill and you fail it
 
I wish to separate stuff

You separate your soul from your body
 
I wish to be awesome

Your awesomeness causes you to brag to everyone and soon people get annoyed with you.
 
I wish I wasn’t bored right now.

Your house gets raided by the police and government forces, there’s your excitement
 
I wish for an energy drink

The energy drink sends you into a black hole.
 
I wish my phone wouldn’t lock as SOON AS I POST THIS.

It never locks and the battery decades faster
 
I wish to have high radiation tolerance

The radiation get RIDICULOUSLY LOW. So low that you can’t tolerate it and everyone else can ^_<
 
I wish that I could stop listening to Rainbow Factory litteraly EVERY. FRIKIN. DAY. But not stop listening to it.

All the electronic devices worldwide went into a revolution against humans, and nothing would play the song for you anymore.
 
I wish to get back my original background pony profile pic. Y’know, the default one with a randomly given mane style+color.

Granted, it always assigns Lyra
 
I wish Weird Al did a major collab with Tenacious D

Granted, but the collab is a commercial failure.
 
I wish to have a GF.

She breaks up with you.
 
I WISH I COULD USE MY PHONE IMSTED OF MY MOM’S TERRIBLE PHONE THAT KEEPS LAGGING AND DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TYPE.

You are using your phone, but you’re also driving on a dangerous highway 150mph at the same time.
 
…I wish I had a driver’s license.

It expires in three days
 
I wish for a nice jacket

@Background Pony #EE55  
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AND MY PATENTS WON’T LET ME GET A DRIVERS LICENSE :D (I’m happy about that)
 
 
@Myoozik  
The jacket has your least favorite show on it.
 
I wish I could watch Jeff the Killer Reacts to Rainbow Factory right now.

The video keeps buffering and lagging
 
I wish for a record player

It end up getting smashed. And it was a million dollars. The highest quality. You can’t get another one :P
 
I wish this frikin video wouldn’t remind me of Rocket to Insanity. :)

Some of your brain cells die.
 
I wish to become one of the Senran Kagura girls.  

You become the loli one in a ugly bastard doujinshi
 
I wish vending machines sold drugs

@Lord Goku  

 
A lot of my brain cells are already dead from my brother making me watch sonic X Rainbow Dash videos.
 
 
@QuasarNova  
It soon becomes iligal everywhere.
 
I wish Sonic X Rainbow Dash was NEVER a thing.

It’s replaced by Shadow x Rainbow Dash
 
I wish it all ended right here and now

@QuasarNova  

 
THAT’S a MILLION times better!!!  

 
It does, then starts again.
 
I wish my phone could stop LAGGING!!!!

It blows up
 
I wish this website didn’t log me off