Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

@Shepherd  
You find it lodged in your throat.
 
I wish for a Lamia girlfriend.

Her Lamia boyfriend comes and strangles you
 
I wish to control fire

You accidentally give yourself a three degreee burn.
 
I wish I couldn’t multitask so good so then I wouldn’t have to listen to someone’s conversation while I’m trying to do my work.

@ILoveMyoozik  

Is it wrong that the cheating aspect makes it kinkier for me?
 

 
@Rainbow Dash is Best Pony  
You lose your ability to multitask, which results in 12-hour work days.
 
I wish I brought a laptop with me on this roadtrip.

(No)
 
It’s not charged and you don’t have a charger
 
I wish for gummies

Their poisoned.
 
I wish this silence wasn’t so awkward.

A loud bang is heard all of a sudden
 
I wish for water

The water is from the toilet.
 
I wish school wasn’t so boring.

@Rainbow Dash is Best Pony  
It’s not so helpful.
 
I wish I would make $5 an hour more than I do.

@Zaknel  
Granted, but you now have to work with a fat guy, who hasn’t showered in over a month.
 
I wish there was less injustice in the world.

Granted. It’s now a total police state where any rights you may have enjoyed are taken away…you kbow, for your safety.
 
I wish for a home with a solar panel roof.

@Lord Goku  
Granted! The wiring is faulty and it will burn, in short order.
 
 
I wish people would understand, why zombie apocalypses would never work.

Granted, but then it actually happens.
 
I wish I wouldn’t get so many notifications everytime I get on Derpibooru.  
^{_{Someone’s probably gonna say that now I have millions of notifications now or something}}

Your webpage keeps crashing
 
I wish to achieve nirvana

You do it Kurt Cobain style
 
I wish y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve

You don’t reach your full mental capacity
 
I wish to create the best tasting dishes ever

They’re still sharp glass
 
I wish for a new super black plague

You’re its first victim
 
I wish to walk through walls

Only lasts for a second.
 
I wish COPPA would go away from YouTube. FOREVER.

It goes on Spotify and Netflix
 
I wish my grandpa’s wheelchair had nitro

It explodes the chair
 
I wish to be good at Mario Kart 8 again

@QuasarNova  

 
Eeeeeehhh I don’t care about those twk that much.
 
Wish granted. But then it becomes boring and you stop playing it.
 
I wish my brother would stop making me watch those stupid Sonic X Rainbow Dash videos (trust me, he’s literally killing me with those videos bit by bit :(

@Myoozik
 
It comes at the cost of any employable skill
 
 
@Rainbow Dash is Best Pony
 
He makes you watch the roblox version
 
I wish for the universe to get colder

Popcycles get extinct.
 
I wish for a jet.

It’s a sticker jet
 
I wish for an apology