Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

It also eats people named Cigarettes, and your name is changed into Cigarettes, along with random people every month.
 
I wish to be immortal.

Yes, and there are enemies coming at you constantly until they all die off.
 
I wish the Mane Six would feed me what they ate and is not cum.

Granted. It’s just vegetables and hay, like what horses like them eat.
 
I wish I have a pet Clydesdale.

The pet Clydesdale loved the petting treatment from before and will now be petting you for your pleasure.
 
I wish to lick Sweetie Belle before she ascends to alicorn status.

Granted. She turns you into a lamppost.
 
I wish Chad Gray reappeared.
 

He actually did, so another “Chad Gray” never seen before appears, disappears and reappears.  
I wish that Christopher John Cornell never died by suicide.

Christopher John Cornell never died by suicide, but he lives in such agony that he wishes he did.
 
I wish for Icewind Dale 2 on Switch.

Your switch spontaneously explodes.
 
I wish to be a god of wealth.

You become a God of a Wealth of mud.
 
I wish for the ultimate pizza.

@DK2K1  
You die of a clogged up blood vessel before you get to the last slice.
 
I wish to end this drought.

@Goku Black  
Suns dies  
I wish for a jar of dirt.

It’s a jar of dirt from another universe  
I wish for a wish

You forget what to wish for.
 
I wish for huge pectoral muscles.

And promptly die from all of your blood going to them.
 
 
I was that I was a girl

you become Malty S.
 
I wish to die.

You become immortal instead
 
I wish to become capable of killing immortals

You instead face Celestia.
 
I wish to be Immortal

You become a the burned cd of the song “Immortal” by 21 savages.  
I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s; one with cheese, and a large soda.

You die from caloric intake
 
I wish to become the concept of wishes

You become the concept of wishes… in a dictionary long forgotten in Twilight’s library.
 
^{%While writing this wish I realized my nightmarish lack of imagination, hah.%}
 
I wish to have a Lun Ekranoplan

@Vulcan  
It stalls the 1st time and continues to do so.  
I wish to be a wasp.

You become a wasp being ripped apart by ants.  
I wish to become the next corrupt wish after this one.

You do become that, but you must corrupt it into a positive way
 
I wish to have a sandwich

You get the wrong sandwich, but it was still delicious.  
I wish for a fish to kick magic monkey in the butt.

Granted, but the fish get cooked and then eaten.
 
I wish for something magical to happen in the 1,000th post.