Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted, but after years and years of bonding, he dies from alcohol poisoning, thus breaking your heart.
 
I wish I knew how to divide by zero.

You do it wrong
 
I wish for a new napkin

It’s very fragile
 
I wish to play the violin

You’re now Larry Fine of the 3 Stooges.
 
I wish for a new castle. ^{(Wario Land nod.)}

It crumbles
 
I wish for good looking eyes

@Myoozik  
You get special eyes.
 
I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted. You get an Amazonjack who ties you up in her blonde hair, before you almost suffocate as she smothers you with her arms and chest.
 
I wish my hair is blonde.
 

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Granted. Your hair is now purple and became a Mohawk, and you’ve been transformed to Smolder the dragoness for no reason.
 
I wish for a wish.

Granted. You are an iguana.
 
I wish Twilight Sparkle became a goddess, so she will show up in a Halloween party as the “empress of evil”.
 

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Granted, but after the party ends, she ends up becoming an actual empress of evil and ends up ruling Equestria with an iron fist.
 
I wish there was a cure for Corona.

Granted. In the process, you die from the Corona.
 
I wish all anime ana manga were completely replaced with classical art and literature.

Granted, but people hate it.
 
I wish my life would go back to the way it used to be.

It goes back, but you only spend a day there, and then you’re thrust into the future.
 
I wish to have Spiral Power

Granted. You get possessed by an Old One, driving you to insanity.
 
I wish I were a fire psyker.

You get mentally burnt
 
I wish to be a necromancer

Granted. The wights of the forest hunt you down as your undead are slaughtering and devouring the wildlife. After a long battle, they cut you to pieces with their sacred blades.
 
I wish to see the Ogres in Total Warhammer III.
 
@QuasarNova  

 
Still worth it! XD

They’re absolute shit.
 
I wish GW would release new models for armies other than Space Marines.

Granted. They release models based on other and obscure Galactic civilisations, like the Hrud, Draxians, and Interrex.
 
I wish Hasbro would release a spin-off about Gilda and Gallus.

Granted, but it bombed. The only episode that aired is the pilot episode.
 
I wish Seinfeld the show returned.

Granted. It is a stale Netflix series.
 
I wish cs188 became a celebrity gamer.

He quits YouTube after a few videos, but their incredibly successful.
 
I wish for Vanilla Ice Cream

Granted. It is Green Tea.
 
I wish I and Raxxo switched places.

Granted, your lives don’t change that much.
 
I wish for success.

Granted. A constant rain cloud of golden coins follows you everywhere.
 
I wish I have a pet Gallus.

It’s a parrot named Gallus
 
I wish for the universe to be reborn