Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

This is a fun wish. You make a wish and then the next person grants it in a bad way. Then they make their own wish and the cycle starts again. Example:

#1: I wish I could fly.
#2: Granted. In a plane.

I wish I was married to Twilight.

NSFW is allowed.
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