Bizzare News Thread

Wallet After Summer Sale -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
The 1% - Uploaded 1% or more of the site's images
Derpibooru Premium - Learn about the benefits of subscribing to Derpibooru Premium membership at https://derpibo
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

Where we highlight the bizarre absurdities in our world which is not populated by magical sapient technicolor equines.
1.) Articles cannot contain the following.  
-Grievous bodily harm  
-Death of another human being  
-Anything NSFW  
-Politics. Nobody likes dealing with it. And it’s a headache waiting to happen.
2.) Follow this format when adding a news item.  
-Article Headline  
-link to article. (note: Please check if the article requires a subscription to view it. eg: The New York Times)
3.) It’s called news for a reason. Please keep the articles recent.  
-Within the last 7 days is considered recent.
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