Bats are Bugs

WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE ME? D:

They eat bugs.
 
Your argument is invalid.

False. Bats are amphibians belonging to the phylum dromaeosauridae.
 
TROLL TAXONOMY FTW!

@sixtyfour215  
Ahah, but bugs eat other bugs all the time! Just look at how spiders eat assassin bugs! :D

@Randomosaur  
So basically, bugs. :#

@Background Pony  
Spiders are Arachnids, not bugs.

@sixtyfour215  
No, you’re thinking of the octopus, friend.

@sixtyfour215
 
…isn’t “bug” just used for any small creature with an exoskeleton that ISN’T a crustacean? Granted, it’s often interchanged with insect, and spiders AREN’T insects, but I don’t think “bug” is even a scientific term…

They’re not bugs, they’re features!

@archestereo  
By your definition crabs can be called bugs if they’re small enough.

@archestereo  
It is so scientific! I checked the etymology in my Dictionizer, took days to convert it from the time machine!

@sixtyfour215
 
…actually, I’m pretty sure there’s a sort of shrimp colloquially called “mudbugs.”
 
@Background Pony
 
…wut?

@archestereo  
Oh yeah, my tiger helped build it. Oh so very useful!

…anyways, furthermore, I can’t be the only one who thinks crabs look a little like spiders or that lobsters look a little like scorpions, right? I mean we’ve even got a thing called a “mantis shrimp” for crying out loud! Somebody made an entire thread about it!

this means batman is spiderman