Ask the mods anything

@Mikey
Something in this thread… is feeling fishy and strange.

@Mikey
I guess maybe they though you were actually Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because your nickname is what Michelangelo himself is called as well. This is a coincidence.

We’ve been getting an uptick of them lately.

@Mikey
I think I’m gonna have to stay away from this thread until the BP Spammers can stop.

@Jaredking203
Alright

Excited for Christmas or dreading it?

@moonchosen
It’s always confusing to me when someone asks about Christmas after Yule already has passed.

I mean, I hope you enjoy your second Yule and have a very nice one :) But I’m already looking forward to New Years.

@Ciaran
You worship Odin? That’s really cool.

@moonchosen
I do not.

My Grandmother was Lithuanian, so it’s more kucia and Mother Perchta and fish soup for supper.

So just remember - don’t you be spinning on the holiday and be sure to be good after you get your presents or Mother Perchta will grab you in the middle of the night and - if you’re LUCKY - she will throw you in her sack made out of the skins of bad children and use your skin for sewing and you’ll spend the rest of your life working her mines with no skin on how will THAT feel?!

And if you’re NOT lucky she’ll slit open your tummy and pull out your guts and stuff you full of straw and sew you up with an anchor chain.

Not sure who really is the winner in that arrangement.

Anyway, have a very merry :) And don’t forget to put out some fresh cheese for Gnasher Skaggie, Mother Perchta’s goat (who is both her son and her lover) who she rides through the night.

Oh, she knows with whom you’re sleeping!
She knows with whom you wake!
She knows just what you’re thinking!
So DON’T THINK for GODDESS sake.

Cause Mother Perchta is coming to town.

And, yeah, Yule in my family is pretty cool :) If you survive.

I hope you have a merry Christmas, however you celebrate it :)

@moonchosen
Super excited 😁

@Ciaran
Hope you have a good one too :) thank you :3

Any of the mods want to watch my new video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk1cFcSKjJM

Merry Christmas to every staff member and non-staff too ^^. I hope you have a wonderful day and get super-drunk, because drunkness = party! :D

Is it normal for yoga to cause earthquakes?

@Badheart
Generally, no.

@Badheart
Only if the thighs be that thicc. Thicc thighs might save lives but they can also end them.

Why did the cartoons stop talking to me?

Am I still the voice in Pinkie Pie’s head?

She threw the party just like I said!

Why did that one guy say to burn them all?

Oh well, at least she did some weird ‘ass shit’.

Weclome back.

@Zaknel
hi

@Princess Celestia
Bonjour!

@FliegerFaustToP47
Merry Christmas. Sorry I came very late, though.

Thank you administration for yesterday’s four hours down time and links to furbooru. I’m now not only into clopping but also into fourlegged feral pokemons/foxes/wolfs etc. -__-

Loltf. Atleast spoiler that!

It’s okay, don’t worry, I just hope you’ve enjoyed yours. ^^

Buongiorno!

@FliegerFaustToP47
sorry, i’ve posted as guest and editing was not possible. Thankfully there was mods on duty.

Have you ever held a grudge?

On a scale of edgy to wholesome, where would you place yourself.