Ask the mods anything

@Badheart  
I actually have some in a dehydrator up in my room but I’m not sure if it’s done yet

@Derpy Whooves  

 
Is that a White Owl cigar?

Can I sucker my fat boy on his bedroom so I could claim my nice warm morning here back?

@Badheart  
I still live with my parents, but I don’t think I’ll be for much longer. Because of the fact I’ve been making ghost pepper and Carolina reaper jerky in my bedroom, it smells like peppers on the second floor of my house

@Badheart  
Sorry, I don’t know. I just grabbed the image from the interwebs.
 
Personally, I prefer candelas. Corojo candelas if I can get it. But that usually involves some tricky softshoe involving Canada.

@Derpy Whooves  
I’ve smoked Good Times those were alright. That one looks like an Emerald and sometimes they taste like dank weed.

@Badheart  
Yeah, cigars can be all over the place. There were some little ones at my grocery store for awhile - not as small as a cigarillo, but small, almost exactly what Clint Eastwood’s character was smoking in The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and man … those things were perfect. You could smoke those right down to your lips and every single moment with them was like the best cigar in the world. I wish I could remember their names … they were oh my god expensive, but every time I had to drive further than 3 states in a row, I got one for every border I crossed.
 
I wish I could remember what they were called … I’d get some one the interwebs.
 
Every other cigar I’ve tried that looked like them were just rank, and anything after the first half of them was just resentment and belligerence.

@Derpy Whooves  
What did the package look like?

@Badheart  
Little wood box with 12 cigars in it. The cigars had to be clipped, the band was straight with no oval in the middle … for some reason I keep thinking “tiparillo”, or “tiparillo” is in my brain in front of the word, and that is not the right name and I’m just befuddled. I’ll keep looking, but they stopped selling them … or ANY cigars, about 6 months ago. Bums me out.

@Badheart & @Derpy Whooves
 
 
HA!
 
“Acid Blondie”
 

 
Oh my god now I can order some. Thank you!
 
I knew they reminded me of The Good The Bad The Ugly, but I forgot it was because of the name, not just the size.

@Derpy Whooves  
I’ve seen reviews about stuff like that on YouTube and somehow it brought me to one of the biggest cigars I’ve ever seen.
 
The founders big Samona cigar  

@Derpy Whooves  
I see Tatuaje

@ACApenetrator50  
I think that’s more cigar than I really want in one bite :)
 
@Badheart  
To be honest, most of the cigars I’ve had in my life were ones that others gave me, but I think “Tatuaje” is familiar so I might have had one or two. Which of Pete Johnson’s little babies is your favorite?

@Derpy Whooves  
I’ve seriously never tried them, it’s the closest thing I saw to tiparillo.
 
I better hit the shower, enjoy your cigars.

@Derpy Whooves  
There’s an even bigger cigar. Say hello to the woody. A 100 ring gauge 21 inch long monstrosity.  

 
My grandfather has 2 of them and he’s saving them for when I turn 21 next year and we’re gonna smoke them together

Of all the ponified things I’ve seen, there is something I’ve seen that desperately deserves to ponified as well that I think a good amount of people would agree with

Can I still respond here while I’m technically not a mod? XD

@Luna  
Of course, you can always respond in my behalf ;3

@Princess Trixie vi Equestria  

 
that is really touching :)
 
I wish Zed still posted here but he only posts to inkbunny. sad boy is sad.

What’s your favorite April fools joke on this site?

@Luna  
I mean, I am a Site Assistant and I respond to people here like there is no tomorrow, LMAO XD
 
@neutralgrey  

@Cyan Lightning  

 
neat!

Any of you play Resident Evil Nemesis beats you until you just accept that this is your life now, legit question tho

@Rain Sunburst  
NO

@Cyan Lightning  
Darn