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Right. Things are dire in TSP land at the moment. I'll cut to the chase and make this is as simple as I can.

I am addicted to La Choy Chow Mein Noodles.

Problem: They're not sold in Europe (at non-absurd import prices), and there is no substitute product I've been able to find.
Further problem: I've not been able to find any sort of recipe to accurately reproduce these precious noodles.

If someone is able to point me to a cheap way to get these things in Berlin (or very accurate simile) or a good recipe I can use to make my own, I will:

1. Make some vector art of what you want as best I can (max two ponies).
or
2. Make some permanent and unique site badge for you.


This is of course subject to my determining that your solution is acceptable.
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@Number1pegasus
I'll try that thread when I'm sober -_-

But again, those recipes you link to, they're for chicken chow mein. What I'm looking for is La Choy Chow Mein Noodles or a passable simile.

I gobble the noodles dry on their own like normal people drink water. If you've never tried them, don't; they're like what I imagine crack is.
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Jesus, that shit must really be addicting then.

I'll keep searching for something, I'll let you know if I fined anything.

So I found this thing talking about the ingredients.

It says,

Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Corn Oil, Salt, Yeast, Sugar.
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I believe what you're looking for is not "Chow Mein" which refers to fried noodles. I believe you're looking for "Mein Gon" which means 'dried noodles'.

I think you may have some luck looking up 'yakisoba noodles' which might help narrow down the kind of fried noodles you're looking for
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