2020 Derpibooru Community Collab

@T72B  

@LightningBolt  
Well they were all mean.

@MagpulPony  
Maybe because you didn’t ask them about their day.

@LightningBolt  
How’s your day?

@MagpulPony  
But I’m not-
 
It was alright, a bit cold tho.

@LightningBolt  
You’re not what? A rooster illusion? I know that.

@MagpulPony  
A zombie.

@LightningBolt  

@MagpulPony  
I was before you questioned me.

@LightningBolt  
How sure are you now??

@LightningBolt  
The fact you’re even able to question your vitality status means you’re probably not a zombie.  
Zombies can’t think, you see, they lack those higher brain functions. Which is why they aren’t people.

@MagpulPony  
I am sure that your innards are very delicious.

@LightningBolt  
I’m sure they’re not.

@Exhumed Legume  
Racism. You don’t know zombies like I do. >:(

@LightningBolt  
Is zombie a race?

@MagpulPony  
It is now.

@LightningBolt  
Your bones are showing.

@MagpulPony  
No.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
The only good zombie is a dead dead zombie.

@Exhumed Legume  
meanie. >:(

@LightningBolt  
Excuse you, I’m not the reanimated corpse, a mindless abomination that mindlessly tries to eat real people, here.

@Exhumed Legume  
Stereotyping! Some zombies are good and nice.

@LightningBolt  
Is this just the plot of that “Warm Bodies” movie now?

@Background Pony #7F05  
No. Yes.

@Background Pony #7F05  
I don’t know what that is, but if it’s related to dating zombies then I’m all for it.

@LightningBolt  
Basically post-apocalyptic Romeo & Juliet but Romeo is a zombie.