What do girls like in a guy?

@Latios381
 
Congratz, you managed to find love despite having an infinitely warped sense of what the opposite sex wants. The cosmos works in mysterious ways.

@Latios381  
Then why did you say that all women are shallow whores that are only after money and other superficial aspects?

@Zincy  
@441TheSecond  
Well the first post says it accepts joke answers :P

@Zincy  

 
Protip You’re not doing it right
 
@Latios381  
I was hoping for more joke answers it seemed people forgot about it :/
 
I was also hoping that there might be a single girl who might say different.  
Out of all the girls I know they say looks are the most important, second is money. Keep in mind I live in a “ghetto” area where guns and drugs are prevalent even among kids below 10yo.

Money, Any other answer is a lie

I like what I like  
You either catch my attention or you don’t  
You’ll never be everyone’s cup of tea  
But you’ll find someone you click with eventually

OK I see the majority of replies are dudes but to be blunt as a girl:  
Don’t fake it.  
You won’t like it, she won’t like it. I know a few have said this and it’s true.  
Others have said play your strengths and that’s true too.  
Yes looks are important at some level but in the end we’d rather spend our time with someone enjoyable not someone stunning and boring.
 
Above all else: Don’t make friends with girls expecting it to turn into a relationship and when it doesn’t, get mad.  
No one owes you a relationship and that’s ok!  
Honestly everyone’s experience is different and not all advice will work for you, but I wish you the best of luck!
 
I have morning brain so my wording probably sucks, but yeee ! :,)

@highwaybanana
 
THIS

Qualities I look for: sense of humor, chill and flexible, loyalty to friends, always looking to improve, curious and aware that things may not be what they seem  
Things I avoid: lacks healthy boundaries for self or others, low empathy, lovebombing, toxic intellectualism or elitist behavior, incels who hate women

A bullet.