Vent thread

@TheHappySpaceman  

back in my uni days I spammed the shite out of my professor-time. That’s how a below average idiot like me managed to get an above average GPA of 3.4 for three years straight, until my financial situation forced me to quit school.
 
I even flat out asked my prof to basically do my homework for me.

@tehwatever  
Professor agrees to do your homework. Speech 100.

Everybody told my dad to buy a new water heater for the longest time, now something is going wrong.
 
Goddamnit, how am I supposed to feel sympathy towards anybody who is constantly ignoring the logical choice when it’s so clear and apparent that even somebody with no eyes can see it?
 
All because he’s too cheap to spend money until something goes wrong and then he has to pay even more!

@TheHappySpaceman  

 
Then what the hell are they getting paid to do?

NO EYES 😬
 
NO SOUND 😨
 
Y U DO DIS DERPIBOORU 😭

@WyrmSpawN  
What is that attractive avatar you have?

Jury duty…Next month..

@LeoNero  
Oof

@LeoNero  
Ask them about Jury Nullification. That could be your way out.

Well, my dead old dad is eating a big-ol’ KFC bucket worth of Crow and is going to call on his break and ask about getting a new water heater purchased, delivered, and installed.
 
Also, he’s grateful that I did everything I could to help, and admits he should have gotten a new one back in summertime.
 
And we even avoided a shouting match!

Just being reminded once of the copyright law sets me off into fear and paranoia.

Seriously, I AM OUTRIGHT FUCKING TERRIFIED!  
It completely ruined the first half of the year for me and being reminded of it again has completely and utterly destroyed my day.

@Alexk13  
That’s mighty lucky of you.

My ribs hurt. I just want to get rid of them.

@WinterFlower154  
Trust me, It’s better to have them.
 
Besides, it’s likely something the ribs are covering that hurts.

@WyrmSpawN  
Then I want to get rid of my lungs and heart.

@WinterFlower154  
You can’t get rid of them. You need them in order to live.

@Kongou
 
For now.

@Zincy  
Let me guess.  
Another of your crazy human augmentation thing?

GabTrends.com has seemingly declared war on porn.
 
Okay then…
 
🤨

@CaptainXtra  
What is with all these sudden waves of puritanicalism that’s been sweeping the internet as of late?  
They’re treating porn as some sort of black plague.

@Selaphiel
 
Human augmentation is far from crazy, and we’ve been doing it for years.
 
The only difference between glasses and an artificial heart is a matter of degrees. One is significantly more complex, but serves the same purpose, augment a natural process.

@Zincy  
If it can grant me super powers, and magic.  
I’m in!

@Selaphiel  
I think the main objections from some people are due to all of the degeneracy in our society.

Puritanicals who hate sexuality should all be EXECUTED
 
PERIOD