Vent thread

I have the munchies, so I’m gonna confront the noise.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Film the ghost chefs.

I wish to refrain from saying “I hate weird people” weeks ago.
 
I am a Filipino who acts, behaves, and wishes to be an American because I’m born in the wrong side of town and beliefs.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
We’ll make you an honorary American.

@TheMagpulPone  
I literally have a Nokia Windows Phone, no lie.

@That1GuyGAMER18  

@TheMagpulPone  
I know right.

There I was eating pizza and burritos when it happened. Rip! My hairy fist got stuck to some syrup on the microwave.
 
Of all the things I’ve been through that was very painful.

Good news, the noise was a ghost. Someone got into the pasta and spilled it on the floor.
 
The stove was on too.
 
But I’m too hungry to care so I sweep up the mess and turned off the stove and proceeded to make a bowl of ice cream.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Need a security camera in there. Maybe some Chills narration.

@TheMagpulPone  
Number 15: Creepy Pasta Ghost

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Clean out the fridge.

@Badheart  
That always sucks.

@Badheart  
Seems a ghost is doing it for me.
 
All long as he doesn’t get into my goddamned Shells and Cheese boxes were be good.
 
Oh and hands off the Spam, that’s for sandwiches.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Get rid of any old meat in there.

@Badheart  
Yeah, true. It does tend to get smelly after a while.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
The food is possessed. Chico!

@Badheart  
Food can be possessed???!!!!

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Obviously someone resurrected the dead.

@Badheart  
That’s legit scary.

@Badheart  

Wake up, dweebs.

@Badheart  
I’m already up. Think I got up too early, good thing I don’t have to do anything but draw today

Good morning. Turns out all it took was an hour long jerk off session and I went right to sleep.