Vent thread

Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
Microsoft has released 3 broken patches in a row. The first one caused crippling CPU spikes. They fixed that with a patch that turns your interface red and breaks your search bar. Now they’ve fixed that with a patch that cripples your wireless and ethernet connections, resets your ports, and creates phantom “routers” in your system that can only be revealed when enabling hidden files/programs.
 
That is next level stupidity.
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I was crying relentlessly on my recent dream now and it’s about an emotional ending of the history between the relationship of my mom and dad’s family after my grandma’s (dad’s side) natural death. I was forced by my mom to live out my whole on her relative’s side which would drastically change the way I currently living on reality.
 
Somehow, I’ve immediately forgot most of the highlights of the dream.
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@KolpSlack  
Yeah I just got a computer myself with an xbox 1 controller. Right now I’m on that Brutal Doom.
 
I hate theives. Atleast the ones who steal for drugs. Which let’s be honest, do you think the Switch was stolen for food or to play the damn thing?
KolpSlack
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Reborn Reject
@Ninji  
A reason for thievery is no excuse; it’s still theft. Drugs, ever had your pot stolen? Sucks.  
If they had asked, I probably would have given it to them, but they had to steal it. It was probably stolen just because. Why steal just part of it? Why not steal the whole thing?
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@KolpSlack  
Pot money stolen, yes, but mostly gadgets.
 
I’ve been to a trap house that was surounded by stolen bikes, and people would come around with bags of cellphones and powertools. It’s a bad sight, and over here it’s usually over something resembling meth.
 
They might have back peddled on stealing your whole Switch, or maybe they didn’t need the whole thing to make money.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
See, where I’m from, a thief breaking into your house typically ends with a dead thief. Or, at least one with a few more perforations than when they went in.
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@Zincy  
Same here. If you don’t kill them they can sue.
 
Once you break into someone’s house you forfeit your safety.
 
I don’t have a gun. I’ll grab the framing hammer. One of these days I’m going to get shot with a hammer in my hand or cave someone’s skull.
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Lingering Wyvern
So that drip in my house that should have been worked on months ago is still getting worse.
 
Chunks of roof are falling into our living room and an entire flap of it is hanging out a hole that leads directly to our attic(which i call it for lack of a better name).
 
Last guys we paid to do something about it took $40 from me(because apparently my own gives that little of a shit about her own house) and promptly skipped town.
 
And people wonder what’s stressing me out and why i want to do nothing but leave.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
I just completed a “power assessment”.
 
For those unfamiliar with psychometrics, a power assessment is a series of questions increasing in difficulty and under a time limit. Specifically, it’s a deliberately impossible time limit. You’re racing a clock you cannot beat, with the goal of getting as many right answers as you can.
 
Companies use them to test your general aptitude. The number of questions you complete, how fast you competed them, how far you got, and how many you answered are plugged into a formula and an aptitude score is generated.
 
And they are fucking insane.
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@Zincy  
I assume the one where 80 is borderline retarded.
 
The copy I kept doesn’t have as much information.
 
I’ve gotten alzeimers medication before. I talked the doctor into Donepezil, but I probaly couldn’t get Ritalin.
Adan Druego

[IsoCon] 01-056-003-001
UGH! I HATE DOING SURVEYS!  
I don’t think like most people so it’s very difficult for me to fill in an accurate answer. If it’s multiple choice then it’s even worst for me.
 
Even regular old “which animal are you” or “which Disney character would you be” are extremely difficult.I
 
Who’s your favorite musical artist?  
A B C D  
Wait, I don’t even know who these artists are! How do I pick a favorite from a group of people that I’m completely unfamiliar with?
 
I’m not in sync with the current era. The last time I tried bringing myself back in sync with the world was like the year 2000 I think.
 
I mean I remember Y2K and Party Like It’s 1999  
September 11th  
MSN Internet Service using 56k Modem with download speeds of 3.2kb/s 5kb/s if you got lucky and the modem did just disconnect due to the high transfer rate.  
And those YAHOO! Commercials.
 
Napster and Kazaa? Uh… Cd-Rom and VHS  
Chat rooms and instant messengers
 
Bill Clinton? No black presidents.  
Cellular phones were only for rich people with money to waste.  
Telephones were used to speak only.  
Telephones with cords. Those new unreliable cordless phones, waste of money.  
PDAs with stylus, cutting edge technology, the future.  
Terrible laptop computers catching fire and those ugly little touch pads to pretend you were using an actual mouse.
 
ALL COMPUTERS WERE ONE COLOR, THAT OFF WHITE CREAMY COLOR AND SUPER HEAVY TV STYLE COMPUTER MONITORS!
 
Muh world? Where’d muh world go to?
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