Vent thread

@sTs  
No.

@LightningBolt  
Ok, sorry if I was bothering you with that question

@sTs  
You weren’t, it just made no sense.

In my opinion, men and women are both useless in private relationships. Everyone just wants to wrap the other somehow around their finger. Most of it is a lie, deception and bargaining, just to end up either in bed or in a safe home. For thousands of years, mendacity and deception have defined interpersonal togetherness. And it pisses me off. Meanwhile I love the brutal honesty of villains, criminals, whores and assholes more than the bourgeois hypocrisy, which not even some nice evenings together can hide. ;-)

Some protester at Planned Parenthood just hassled my friend.
 
I’m about 10 seconds away from driving into Salem and beating his ass personally.
 
I will end that old fuck. He should walk out into traffic and spare us his stupidity.

Brush your teeth. Or the evil tooth elf will come in to your slumber, cast a curse on your mouth, your tooth will drop like a rotten apple the next day, your breath will stink worse than a rat’s decaying carcass everytime you talk to your girlfriend and cannibalize whats left of your gums.

Hoo boy, that fucker is lucky I wasn’t there.
 
I’ve been waiting, waiting for an excuse to tear one of those mother fuckers a new asshole.
 
I’m always on a hair trigger when I see them, and figures the one time I’m not with her is when they pull this shit

It has long been a force of habit with coffee makers for me that I can briefly rest my hand on top of them. I got a new one today where that doesn’t work, and I just burned my hand. It hurts. Ow.

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@Chrys  
We have a Happy Venting thread if you want to use it.

@Scrabbleman  
I’ll move it there.

I only found out what “Despacito” is now.
 
I was fine not knowing.

@Josh103  
It’s silly

Nothing beats that dancing alien. It’s actually uncomfortable to look at.

@Zaknel  
>Using coffee machine instead of oven master race
 
Boi do you even.
 
It actually taste the same, but I like making coffee as much as I like drinking it and the machine takes that part away

Who the hell makes coffee in a oven?

@Dsiak  
This particular machine produces way higher quality coffee than other brands of coffee machine. It also rightfully cost almost $200 because it is a very smart machine that knows what you’re doing to it. Commercial level coffee, enough features to accommodate every type of coffee. I don’t usually like coffee, but this one is alright for me.

I wonder if one can make pancakes in a coffee machine?

@Lord Seraph  
Well, if the batter went down smoothly and onto a flat surface…

@Lord Seraph  
O w8, oven is that chamber to cook stuff, I meant the stove.
 
 
@Zaknel  
 
T-tell me more darling.

@Dsiak  
The machine has six different brew sizes, ranging from a small cup to any entire caraff. On the side, there is a device attached to the machine which you stick a cup of milk into and stir the milk, adding pockets of air into it, making it more like whipped cream.
 
When you want iced coffee, there is a setting just for that where the coffee is condense more to accommodate the fact that ice is going to be put into it, likely melt, and then after the fact taste more like regular coffee than regular coffee with water in it.
 
There is a manual shutoff for the water that drips into the cup or the pot which, when you hit it, will cause the machine to stop outputting water until you switch it back on.
 
When you clean it out with vinegar, it takes a full hour, and at the end of that hour, any excess vinegar is quickly poured into the pot.

@Lord Seraph  
It would be amazing if that worked.

@Zaknel  

 
Sounds incredible! I’ll definitely grab something like that when I can afford.

I fucked up so much on a relationship…

@TheDreaded  
Yikes, what happened? Did you shown her your power level? Tells us boi. tellus.