Vent thread

Im also falling asleep..nighty night.

I hope people stop asking me if I ever want kids and then getting disappointed when I say ‘never’.

@Background Pony #5029  
I guess it’s just unexpected. Not that they ought to keep doing that.

@Background Pony #5029  
I plan on getting kids, but I don’t want to get married. Maybe someday I can adopt a baby.

Cholo in Chicago with an M-80 threatening to kill everyone right now.

Wet toilet paper,  
this just keeps getting better.

If Facebook gets any more aggressive with trying to get me to join buy and sell groups I’m going to wake up to find out I sold everything I own.

@Badheart  
That sounds disgusting. I am so sorry.

@Zaknel  
For that extra middle finger I can’t smell anything because I’m fuckin’ sick 😳🔫

@Badheart  
Well, that must be nice. Every time I use my bathroom for anything, I run the vent.

Battery’s low I’m gone.

I have a terrible spitting problem.

I’ve been bitten by a lone star tick. So there’s a small chance I won’t be able to eat red meat, ever.

@Zincy  
Damn, that’s awful.

@Zincy  
Oh shit, that sucks.
 
Hope that it doesn’t happen.

@Zincy  
Never? That cant be real….Is it true that you wont be able to eat meat if you get bitten by a lone star tick?

@Ainz Ooal Gown  
Apparently they carry a thing that infects the cells in your body, to make you allergic to the cells inside red meat.

@Zincy  
Oh shitfuck, you really need to get that checked. If I were bitten by one, I’d be stuck with chicken and fish for life because I’m already allergic to shellfish.

@Ainz Ooal Gown
 
@ice1517
 
Their saliva can contain alpha-gal, a common mammal protein that isn’t in apes or humans.
 
It’s not meant to be in the blood. When it gets in there your body can start to form antibodies to the protein. Which can trigger serve allergic reactions.

@Zincy  
Oh. Oh my. Are you going to the doctor to ascertain if that happened to you?

@Ainz Ooal Gown
 
The blood test for it is exceedingly expensive. This disorder is so new it doesn’t even have an official classification. We only figured out the ticks are causing it about a decade ago.

@Zincy  
You’d think that for something discovered about a decade ago would be cheaper in our constantly progressing world.

@HJSDGCE, God’s Wrath
 
Welcome to western medicine, nothing gets cheaper.
 
Look no further than 2 years ago with the 400% price increase for Epipen. A price increase that should have gotten the CEO of Mylan hung by the neck.

I’m so tired.

Get fired.