Vent thread

BumpyBeatz
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Bumpy Beatz!
@HeadlessHorselessHorseman  
Well, when press and other sources have a say on “whether or not it happens”…
 
Tell me if this sounds familiar!  
“I’m gonna build a wall”  
trump wins the vote  
“Fuck trump, no wall”  
wall is rejected and suddenly everyone hates trump
 
It’s also bad when trump himself knows that it’s the press/news that’s the problem.  
CNN and BBC are fake ass news and yet! They influence a major number.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@SirBumpaous
 
Saber rattling with a nuclear power, threatening a trade war with China, and installing industrial insiders into the upper echelons of power isn’t what I’d call “dismantling the complex”. Its sort of strengthening it, quite a bit.
 
I feel as if you’re rather uniformed about the current goings-on in our country…
BumpyBeatz
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@Zincy  
I’m fairly misinformed.  
Last I heard anything of our country was about 4 months ago.
 
JFK also tried.  
he got shot…  
I liked JFK! He wasn’t afraid to take military action, yet he also was able to satisfy the press with his actions.
 
I should honestly abandon how I am with military affairs and stick to the old fallout…  
Military life and aiming and shooting.
 
I don’t really plan on having a large influence on that kinda life. So long as I’m satisfied with the event, I’ll be calm and stay out of the way.
BumpyBeatz
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@ArkyNoid  
That’s an awesome song…  
Holy shit, I haven’t heard that in a long time.  
I listened to that like… 2-3 years ago I think?  
Brings back some memories.
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My dog shook the bed all night while scratching himself and put me in a coma.
 
I woke up with my brain bouncing against my skull like a big fat ass, now I’m walking around with a headache and ready to fall flat on my face.
 
On top of it all I left the A/C on full blast with my fan on.
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[screams in German]
@YetAnotherBrony  
Surprisingly enough, that is actually a legitimate business strategy, and not just through quality either.
 
When a person sells a product, he would often inflate the prices, making it expensive. For those who are willing, they would buy it at face value, giving the person a larger profit. For those who are good at negotiating, they would try (and successfully) get a lower price, thinking that they won. But in reality, the seller still made a good profit and he was fine with the lower prices so long as it doesn’t go below the cost.
 
I learned this from my dad and he’s not even a businessman.
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@HJSDGCE
 
Yeah, it’s not exactly a nice thing to do, but it’s basically “A fool and his money are soon parted” put into practice. If you want to rip yourself off, I’m not gonna stop you, go right ahead!
Shyette
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I want coffiee
Ponyhead is really making it hard to catch up on Star vs the forces of evil. Now we got Ponyhead and Tom, ponyhead is a major Staom shipper.
 
Compulsive shipping of my two least favorite characters is activating.
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Zamasu
Been two weeks since I lost my last temp assignment. I call my agency to remind them that I still need work, but for some reason they feel they still have to fucking lecture me about my past behavioral problems (of which I’ve ALREADY had TONS of lectures about proper behavior). It’s been two weeks since that redneck kid had to tie up the line at the scrapyard to ask about a basketball pole that wasn’t even on the fucking property! On top of that, I don’t have a working fucking car anymore, so getting to work will be even more difficult!
 
I hate people! I hate not having a working car! I hate the local job market!
neutralgrey
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I want to join the Navy and experience something different, but I don’t know what to tell my parents. Heck, maybe they’ll be right when they say I shouldn’t, I’m just doing it cause I think it’ll good experience but I could be completely wrong and it turns out to be a terrible experience. Maybe it’s just because I’m an indecisive bastard, I don’t know. I just feel like I can’t do anything for myself and it frustrates me
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@Hypnosryan  
I am distasteful toward people who take certain careers if they could afford other careers, like coal mining, for instance, because of its environmental impact, or military jobs, because I an pacifistic toward unnecessary wars. I consider myself to be a bit too radical toward these things and even rude for even having these beliefs. I hate this about myself but at the same time, I do not want to change it.
 
On Veteran’s Day, my school had a mandatory assembly, and we had a speaker who asked us to recite a prayer for our fallen soldiers, which I ignored because it involved praying to something I do not believe in and supporting our soldiers, which I do not agree with. I only support those who refuse to fight on the offensive unless the loss of life will be less if offensive actions are taken, like those who attacked the central powers in World War Two. As people in the military cannot choose whether or not they will fight or support soldiers in these very specific situations and they are just signing their will over to a contract, I do not support any soldiers, and not even my father, who was an airplane mechanic. This is why I see myself as an asshole.
 
However, I will not mock somebody for choosing a “poor-quality” job. I am not saying this to defend myself, but I am just relating it to your comment.
Shyette
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I want coffiee
I don’t know what’s up with my cable I just on demanded the episode of Star vs the forces of evil premiering latter tonight.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@Tranquil Night
 
I respect your opinion, and you have every right to hold it.
 
 
But, I find it utterly, thoroughly, blood boilingly distasteful to the absolute core of my being. If you were one of a few others on here, I would have unloaded hell fire on you for it. But, you’ve given me no reason to dislike you, so I’ll refrain.
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