Vent thread

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My dad’s stepmom was the best. The four genetic grandparents, I feel way less about them. Ironically enough. “Blood is thicker than water” my booty. Good relationships are.
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Shine On U Crazy Diamond
This isn’t really a vent but a question. What’s with all the so called “virgin killer sweater” art I’ve been seeing for the past week and a half? Is this a new trend or something?
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So I was watching this (I like the anmation and Kesha is ok) and I realized that the last year that wasn’t full of shit was for me was 2014.
 
2015 Grandfather passed away, 2016 everything politically got flipped upside down, so far 2017 has had my Aunt got fired and this stupid sleeping problem.
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@LeoNero  
Yes. Seeing it all over the place usually denotes it as a trend.
 
Much like the last sweater trend, the keyhole sweater, someone saw it from japan and people liked it, now it’s all over.
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@LeoNero  
I could tell you for certain that if I didn’t spend all my time on this website that I would have never heard of that sweater trend.
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[screams in German]
I sent an unfinished Vorpraktikum report and it’s going to bite me in the ass because I was too much of a lazy prick to try and fix it. Instead, I wasted a literal month and probably will have to fix it somehow without any memory of what I did.
 
Urgh, I’m such a worthless bag of shit that sucks at everything and I wish I could fix it all.
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I just watched the first 2 terminator movies. I don’t give a crap what any of you say, I fucking hated the second one. You want to know why? The first terminator movie was a masterpiece, a fantastic advancement in feminism that was ahead of it’s time, and beautifully represents women’s struggle against the patriarchy, and actually takes women’s issues seriously. And then they had to fucking ruin it with the sequel, where they turn the excellent female protagonist of the first movie into a raging lunatic and shove her off to the side to focus on some dumb boy, but the worst part is that she is forced to accept the help of the man she has been running from, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to accept help from the patriarchy.
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Ignoring the uh… other theme discussed there I actually rank the first two Terminator movies about equally as best of the series even though most people favor part 2.
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In Vino Veritas
An asshole cop pulled over my low income friend because the little light above her lisence plate was out.
 
Her tail lights work, her emergency lights work (which illuminate the plate just fine). Just a little tiny light that’s barely visable anyhow.
 
He was also running a speed trap.
 
 
Quota filling fuckwit. Protect, serve, and generate revenue.
arcanedarness

@Zincy
 
I really don’t understand such reasoning. If there’s a speed limit, there’s a law saying you should obey it. People disrespect the speed limit knowing this, and then get angry at getting caught.
arcanedarness

@Shirani
 
How to kill a movement in two simple steps. First step: claim that you make part of it. Second step: do dumb shit in its name.
 
People who stop identifying with a movement because some people in the movement say dumb shit are easily manipulated by agent provocateurs. I proudly identify as a feminist, because I follow the dictionary definition and the basic texts that are well-accepted by the majority. If we let some people define the movement, then we lose movements, or need to start creating new movements with a new uncorrupted/untarnished word for the old meaning of the old movement, and when this words gets big and attract attention, the cycle repeats.
 
Also, you are seriously answering a background pony that says “I don’t give a crap what any of you say, […]” and then start a inflamed rant? You seem to be easily manipulated by trolls, Shirani.
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In Vino Veritas
@arcanedarness
 
There is no law in Virginia for having the lisence light out. It’s only an offence if both that light and the emergency lights are out.
 
He handwringed this as saying it’s “broken equipment” despite that not being what that regulation is for. Since broken equipment regulation is for failure of safety equipment on the road.
 
This was a quota grab and the judge is sure to dismiss it. There was no reason for this, do not compare it to a speeding ticket where the law is very clear in evident.
arcanedarness

@Zincy
 
I seem to have misunderstood your rant. When you said “He was also running a speed trap.”, I did understand that you had some problem with this, and/or your friend was also speeding, but it seems like it was only an extra detail.
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In Vino Veritas
@arcanedarness
 
Yea that was just an extra detail.
 
Speed trap implies them waiting at the end of a speed reduction zone to catch people who don’t slow down in time.
 
It’s illegal in most states because it’s known as “entrapment”. Virginia doesn’t have any entrapment laws, so cops can sit at the change between speed limits and catch folk. It’s gotten so bad around here that even the police union is urging offices to stop doing it.
 
Speed traps aren’t about enforcing laws, it’s about dicking people.
 
 
I’m fine with them enforcing speed limits, but these are a little different.
 
And yea she wasn’t speeding. And had her seat belt. She was being a model driver.
arcanedarness

@Zincy
 
My bad. I’m not from U.S.A. and misunderstood what you meant by speed trap, I should have searched for the term. I thought you was referring to cops with portable speed measurers hidden behind outdoors and etc. People often complain about them in Brazil, a complaint I don’t understan very well.
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Wow. When I’m nearly blackout drunk like I was last night, I actually forget what I say or do. I could have robbed a liquor store for all I know. This is really starting to bother me.
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