Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
Goddamn, my legs and feet are fucking killing me from the pacing and walking that I did today at the party that I went to, damn.
Vent thread
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 
I just got woken up by dad in the driveway, he was hauling off on my old dog hitting her hard as he could, she was born in 2008.
I can forget about sleep now.
I can forget about sleep now.
someguy111
@Ninji
Too dark of story, that one. Touhou can be quite a dark series but I’m addicted to it.
Too dark of story, that one. Touhou can be quite a dark series but I’m addicted to it.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ 
Zamasu
@Zincy
I think they’re illegal in some cities and towns. I’ve seen some Walmarts in Salt Lake County without self-checkouts.
I think they’re illegal in some cities and towns. I’ve seen some Walmarts in Salt Lake County without self-checkouts.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
Why not teach some trades or some tech job stuff in high school instead of bullshit like common core math?
Zamasu
@Zincy
Well, one thing I would suggest is that the government help young people afford higher education. The skyrocketing costs of colleges and universities is a tremendous barrier to many, myself included. I wish I could go back to school and get a degree in a cutting edge science or medical field, but there is no way I could afford it without going into massive debt.
Why not teach some trades or some tech job stuff in high school instead of bullshit like common core math?
someguy111
@Zincy
Meanwhile at Meijer…
I almost never use a manned checkout at my local store. Self checkouts are much faster plus they allow you to buy things that could be embarrassing like deodorant without anyone knowing.
Meanwhile at Meijer…
I almost never use a manned checkout at my local store. Self checkouts are much faster plus they allow you to buy things that could be embarrassing like deodorant without anyone knowing.
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
@someguy111
How is deodorant embarrassing? That’s like being embarrassed at buying toothpaste.
How is deodorant embarrassing? That’s like being embarrassed at buying toothpaste.
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
@someguy111
I once bought candy, cold meds, condoms, bananas, and lube and bold face stared at the cashier knowing full well how it looked.
I forgot who was coming over that night…might have been Squiggy, because I think I joked about it with him.
I once bought candy, cold meds, condoms, bananas, and lube and bold face stared at the cashier knowing full well how it looked.
I forgot who was coming over that night…might have been Squiggy, because I think I joked about it with him.
someguy111
@Scrabbleman
I find it embarrassing to buy, the same goes for other… intamite items like boxer shorts.
I find it embarrassing to buy, the same goes for other… intamite items like boxer shorts.
Scrabbleman
[screams in German]
@someguy111
You have a really interesting perspective at what counts as embarrassing to buy. I mean, boxer shorts?
What else do you find embarrassing to buy in public?
You have a really interesting perspective at what counts as embarrassing to buy. I mean, boxer shorts?
What else do you find embarrassing to buy in public?
someguy111
@Scrabbleman
I started a thread years ago, which seems to be to have been deleted since I can’t find it,based on that very subject called “things you are embarrassed to buy”. The topic was inspired by the time my mom had me buy her some rather feminine products for her.
I started a thread years ago, which seems to be to have been deleted since I can’t find it,based on that very subject called “things you are embarrassed to buy”. The topic was inspired by the time my mom had me buy her some rather feminine products for her.
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
@someguy111
I was with this girl once that was embarrassed that she wore super frilly panties to our little fun night. To make her feel better about herself after we were done, I legit put them on and asked if they looked better on me. She was infinity amused. We rounded out that night on top of my pool table.
Lacking shame lets you pull off shit like that.
I was with this girl once that was embarrassed that she wore super frilly panties to our little fun night. To make her feel better about herself after we were done, I legit put them on and asked if they looked better on me. She was infinity amused. We rounded out that night on top of my pool table.
Lacking shame lets you pull off shit like that.
That1GuyGAMER18
Hey look. It's me.
Tailgating party I tommorow, I’m excited to eat but not so much for the game…
someguy111
@Zincy
I wish I had the charisma to pull off something like that that. I’m too serious to truly have fun.
I wish I had the charisma to pull off something like that that. I’m too serious to truly have fun.
xXArKoPinkeSs 
@Zincy
You should write a biography about your life. I would definitely buy that book to read all of your great stories.
You should write a biography about your life. I would definitely buy that book to read all of your great stories.
Scrabbleman
[screams in German]
@Zincy
Getting drunk to help with charisma and confidence is surprisingly not a myth sometimes.
I have gotten drunk like once. I then proceeded to say my cooking’s the best and then challenge all of my housemates.
Getting drunk to help with charisma and confidence is surprisingly not a myth sometimes.
I have gotten drunk like once. I then proceeded to say my cooking’s the best and then challenge all of my housemates.
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