It's Yung $now hoe
It’s finally happened lads.
My parents found out today that I like lewd cartoon ponies. Let me explain, but before that, some context.
I still live with my parents and they still have a very firm grip on what I say and do online, they control almost all of my social media. Thankfully they don’t know about derpibooru. But they monitor my discord and such. I fucking hate it, I feel like a prisoner. I barely have any free speech. Anyways let’s get back into the story
>chillin in room
“Hey Lecker, (not my real name just a substitute) can you come see me”
>she’s holding her phone with discord open
>it has horse smut on the screen
“Care to explain?”
>I’m in a sort of shock, I can barely speak
>and then, without warning, she says
“I’m deleting your discord account, I don’t know what else to say Lecker”
>I try to defend myself but I realize it’s hopeless and turn to leave
>as I’m leaving she says
“Really lecker? Beastiality?”
>now might be a good time to mention she’s religious, so she’s probably going off of Exodus 22:19-20
>go back into room trying not to throw something to vent anger
>I’m not even mad about her finding out I want to fuck cartoon ponies, that’s actually sort of liberating in a way. I’m just pissed at her deleting my account.
>after about 10 minutes she comes in my room and says
“We’re going to have a talk with your therapist about your sexuality” or something like that. I was thinking too much to remember.
>get out phone
>go on derpibooru because discord is about to get nuked
It’s been about two hours since this happened at time of writing. Anyways, I’m not too worried about discord, I can always make another account. Maybe with a better password or username so she won’t find out.
Anyone have any advice? Things I can do? Things I should say? Anything would be helpful, sorry for the wall of text.