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Zincy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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Part-time Pizza Cat
My one again/off again ex is single again.

Her and I are like Fluorine and Chlorine. When we get together it is exciting and extremely hot but everything is also on fire and oh god the walls are melting.

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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
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Functional Slime Addict
My supervisor left some stuff on a cart he shouldn’t have, and it hit me on the head.

And I can’t reprimand him, because he’ll only laugh at me.
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Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
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A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
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Pacific Hooflander
Wanna know how poor I really am? I’ve been using the Internet through a goddamn highly outdated Iphone 5S and a 2010 model iPod. I do not have any computers anymore since 2015 and we have cheap WiFis.

Formerly, I use these previous phones: Galaxy J2 which broke down last March and my most decent one, a C5 Pro got robbed from my very own house.
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Lecker_Cidre
It's Yung $now hoe
It’s finally happened lads.

My parents found out today that I like lewd cartoon ponies. Let me explain, but before that, some context.

I still live with my parents and they still have a very firm grip on what I say and do online, they control almost all of my social media. Thankfully they don’t know about derpibooru. But they monitor my discord and such. I fucking hate it, I feel like a prisoner. I barely have any free speech. Anyways let’s get back into the story

>be me
>chillin in room
“Hey Lecker, (not my real name just a substitute) can you come see me”
>”yeah, okay”
>she’s holding her phone with discord open
>it has horse smut on the screen
>ohfuck.wav
“Care to explain?”
>I’m in a sort of shock, I can barely speak
>and then, without warning, she says
“I’m deleting your discord account, I don’t know what else to say Lecker”
>I try to defend myself but I realize it’s hopeless and turn to leave
>as I’m leaving she says
“Really lecker? Beastiality?”
>now might be a good time to mention she’s religious, so she’s probably going off of Exodus 22:19-20
>go back into room trying not to throw something to vent anger
>I’m not even mad about her finding out I want to fuck cartoon ponies, that’s actually sort of liberating in a way. I’m just pissed at her deleting my account.
>after about 10 minutes she comes in my room and says
“We’re going to have a talk with your therapist about your sexuality” or something like that. I was thinking too much to remember.
>get out phone
>go on derpibooru because discord is about to get nuked
>write this

It’s been about two hours since this happened at time of writing. Anyways, I’m not too worried about discord, I can always make another account. Maybe with a better password or username so she won’t find out.

Anyone have any advice? Things I can do? Things I should say? Anything would be helpful, sorry for the wall of text.

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@Zincy
Chlorine trifluoride is one of my favorite chemical compounds. Lovely sounding stuff, but unfortunately (or fortunately) I’ve never (and probably won’t) had an encounter with it. I’ve only briefly handled hydrofluoric acid which itself was a small thrill.
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
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Functional Slime Addict
"Don’t knock on doors or they’ll shoot you."
-the main thrust of a argument I just had with my mother.

@Lecker_Cidre
Your porn is your own business, all I can say. Though I doubt your therapist will agree.
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Shimmering Spectacle
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
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sTs trinity
@Lecker_Cidre
i’m so fucking glad my parents are okay with my sexuality(considering that i’m over 21, i have a mouse pad that isn’t entirely safe for kids, when my mom found out about it, she was very much ok with it, and yeah i’m well over 21, and if you are too, you should really tell your own to let you do your own thing, and not let her run your life.

note: i’m just giving you advice, just don’t take this the wrong way.
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Lecker_Cidre
It's Yung $now hoe
@Shimmering Spectacle
I don’t think they will ever truly accept it because they are traditionalists and want me to court a woman until marriage. Fuck that, I’m fine being a virgin my entire life.

I just hope they understand I don’t actually want to screw real horses.
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@tehwatever
I believe it would be pronounced the same, however, I don’t believe “hand full” is grammatically correct in most forms of context, as “handful” is what I’ve seen used in most cases.
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