Vent thread

BumpyBeatz
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Bumpy Beatz!
@SeraphimDawn  
One bladed is where I’m at! Hell, I’d rather use an actual barbers razor knife to shave!  
But we don’t have one, and the closest thing to it has teeth…  
Not good for jugulars if you know what I mean. xD
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@SeraphimDawn  
Don’t use it like a squeegee.
 
@SirBumpaous  
Yeah, I switched from Dollar Shave Club to Harry’s because the DSC blades dulled too quickly and I didn’t like the handle shape. Harry’s cartridges get clogged with hair over time but so does every other razor. Change the cartridge about every five shaves and it’s fine.
Ethereal Divide

Magic & art aficionado
I hate shaving too. I shave my face every two days in order to keep myself looking smooth and clear when I’m at work or out. My facial hair grows back fast in just days. If only those hair removal treatments weren’t so expensive and covered by insurance, I’d get one of them done on myself to never have to shave again.
 
I never use regular manual shavers or cream. I have an electric shaver that can be cleaned after being left to charge in a docking station.
Ethereal Divide

Magic & art aficionado
@HJSDGCE
 
Nah, it always goes too. I want zero hair on this face. Hell, I shave my chest when it gets too hairy too and sometimes, even my arm pits.
 
Arms and legs are only exceptions.
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I use an electric razor to shave, but often I’ll forget to shave for several days and end up missing large chunks of facial hair.
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@Ethereal Divide
 
I never shave any part of my body despite being hairy AF. The fact it’s so coarse and dense is why I don’t do so; if I do I get really bad stubble that makes me itchy for at least a week. Did it on my legs once back when I was 14 (yes, even that young I had dense hair) and never again… My legs felt really uncomfortable for weeks. I hated it.
 
I only shave my face and even that only gets shaven once every 1-2 weeks.
OptimusPrimevil
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I do not know what’s worse:
 
a guy calling a posse to beat up a guy in front of his kid and 9 month old pregnant wife (wife and kid got hurt as well) over a stool (guy thought he got disrespected by the dad who took the vacant stool for them to use)
 
or people who believe sexual harassment isn’t a thing (“they’re just greedy sluts who decided to sue after having a good time”).
BumpyBeatz
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday

Bumpy Beatz!
@OptimusPrimevil  
The first one I don’t get. :/  
A stupid stool? Really? Lol
 
The second one goes hand and hand. Mostly it is sexual harassment! But sometimes it really is a woman that’s afraid to admit what she’s done when she gets caught.
gingerninja666
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Kaze ni Nare
@SirBumpaous
 
No, that’s the thing. I don’t want stories where the main character is a villain. I mean one with a good guy and a really REALLY good antagonist against them. I don’t know why they feel so rare nowadays.
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