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ÄrkÿNóîd
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Question stuff and enjoy
I don’t even remember can a “limited” Steam account let you trade items? I was thinking if so maybe some of your friends could lend you TF2 items or other sellable items to get to the $5 minimum and upgrade to full account or whatever it is. I dunno just a thought.
Xari
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Tired Moon Mom
I am kinda better from yesterday
 
I talked to some family members and stuff and it did help and stuff , still kinda feeling meh
 
But whatever i am in Sweden visiting family i should be happy
Background Pony #8B07
My counselor and a friend were right about a trans girl and I going too fast with this relationship… I should’ve gotten to know her more online first before jumping in…
 
I just can’t do this… I’m not even attracted to her… I thought I was but I only ever saw one grainy headshot photo of her which I now realize doesn’t show much… And I feel terrible about this because I know she’s trans and wants to look like a female and is taking hormones for it…but I can’t help that she looks too much like a guy to me and I’m too straight to be attracted to someone who looks more like a guy… I feel like a shallow person now… I just don’t know how to break it to her without hurting her…
 
It’s not just looks, though, it’s a lot of other things about her that turn me off to her… She’s too bossy and demanding and in just less than a week, she’s already eaten up whatever money I had left, which was about $1500…and this relationship is still putting a fiancial strain on me… Granted, some of that money was to invest in making the RV we now live in more liveable, but she expects a little too much comfort out of me… I can’t even take prozac or see my counselor anymore because not only does she expect to replace all that, I can’t even afford to see my counselor anymore, which is $77 week even with my insurance, because I’m now living paycheck to paycheck with her…
 
It was so much easier to imagine cute and sexy stuff when we were RP’ing… I guess I allowed myself to be blinded by my own imagination and fantasies…
 
Everything just happened too fast and now I regret it…
 
What makes this harder for me is that she’s been a lot of help with fixing the RV so I’d feel very guilty telling her how I really feel because then I’d make her feel cheated… I feel so terrible… I feel like I’m in a catch-22…
TheHappySpaceman
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sweet F.A.
That moment when I wait until I’m at college to download a video of Tron: Legacy for a review because college’s Internet loads faster, only for the video to take longer to download at college than it would have at home.
arcanedarness

@SuperSupermario24
 
This is probably because all applications use the same textarea component and/or the hotkey for undo is standard. I can be wrong, but I do think this isn’t implemented at OS level.
 
@BadgingBadger
 
Badging, if it was a grown man who did that, everyone would accuse him of being mentally unstable. The van guys are being assholes, I completely agree, they should be penalized. Again, this does not justify her actions, you file a complaint for harassment you do not start vandalizing other people’s property.
 
@Xari
 
“I should be happy”  
Nobody should fell like their are obligated to be happy because of their circunstances.
 
@Background Pony #EFB6
 
Do yourself a favor and break up with her. You have no obligation of being attracted to her, and you should not force yourself to keep a romantic/sexual relationship with someone you are not attracted to, only out of pity or cowardice. There is the possibility that there’s no way to break up with her without hurting her. You can’t control what other people get hurt about, you can only be tactful about it. Even if this hurts her, you have every right to break up with her, as a relationship exists only if two or more people are enthusiastic about it.
 
I am strongly biased against people that think you owe them money for being in a relationship with you. There’s assholes in any group, and transexuals aren’t an exception to this rule. To me, she raises many red flags. Also, you should not give your health less priority than her comfort, and if she was a reasonable person, she would not require this of you.
arcanedarness

@SuperSupermario24
 
This is news to me. Probably, all mobile apps have to use the same standard UI, and all textarea components of the standard UI have a hotkey assigned to this virtual undo button. I can assure you that my Android tablet does not have such button (but it is two years old, and I didn’t update his OS). It seems to be an Apple idea.
TheHappySpaceman
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sweet F.A.
Ever notice that if people want to win an argument with people, they will bring up some point where the person screwed up in the past and be like, “You were wrong about this, so you’re clearly wrong about everything”?
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
@SeraphimDawn
 
You got the flu boy?
 
 
I just got cock-blocked by the damn bug. Petty sure my lady friend has it, and she had planned on dropping by tomorrow.
ÄrkÿNóîd
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Question stuff and enjoy
The plague is going around or something. Got me a few days ago and continues. Sometimes the throat pressure is like getting halfway strangled from inside.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
Just because I was born in another country, I have to go to the High Court to get a translation, pay 6 times the amount compared to other people and have to go through all this bullshit.
 
Fucking hell.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
@ArkyNoid
 
Hot tea, 2 spoonfuls of honey, elderberry syrup, a pinch of sugar, and a shot of whiskey preferably corn whiskey. Before and after that drink, gargle warm, heavily salted water. Do not drink the salt water.
 
Then take a hot shower, and make sure to drink plenty of water while awake.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
If you are not allergic to rag weed, hay, or dandelion, then both echinacea and chamomile tea are useful. Diced ginger or ginger juice mixed with orange juice and a spot of honey can also be used to help treat certain symptoms.
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