The Alcohol Thread (Possible NSFW)

Soooooo
 
Do we post suggestive/questionable pics here or something? Why is it labeled NSFW
 
I mean… I don’t see people post those kinds of pics here but ehhhh
 
Edit: oh… It could also be due to violent comments… Hmm

@Rainboom Dash  
Honestly, I feel like it’s because someone could possibly post pictures of drunk people.

This nog with whiskey and rum needed more nog.
 
And the last third i slurped down gave me a pounding headache, despite not feeling drunk at all the night before.

@PonyPon
 
I made some nog yesterday. Wasn’t the best ever but it works.

Would a smaller-framed (115-120 pound)guy like me be better off with beer or whiskey?

I wish my mom would lay off the stuff forever.

@NotYourAverageLurker  
I’d say it depends on whether you’re used to drinking alcohol or not. Whiskey has higher alcohol content than beer does.

@SonGokuMonkey  
Not quite used to it. Drank before, but I’m asking because I’m wondering which is a better way to get drunk without feeling too sick, through the sheer volume of beer or the sheer density of whiskey.

@NotYourAverageLurker
 
You gotta choose your disadvantage basically lol. Beer makes you pee more but is relatively moderate in alcohol content. Whiskey tends to require small shots due to its strength.

Is it me?  
Or do some beer taste like coffee?

@SeraphimDawn  
I wish I could taste beer like coffee. Genes have cursed me to taste every kind of alcohol like cheap ink.

Is there an alcoholic beverage made from coffee btw?  
I hear the coffee fruits are edible.

@SeraphimDawn  
There’s death wish coffee vodka.

@SeraphimDawn
 
Though it isn’t made from coffee unto itself, Bailey’s cream added to coffee makes for a hard coffee some people like.

Google’s algorithm thinks I’m a drunk.
 
All the ads are for Wild Turkey.

@Zincy  
What?  
Google has a tool for detecting alcohol levels?

@SeraphimDawn
 
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised.
 
This is the 4th or 5th time that Google ads have been suspiciously on the nose about things I like. These aren’t things I Google often either.
 
It’s part of that far reaching, brilliant but terrifying advertising algorithm they’ve created.
 
Google knows you better than you know yourself.
 
I want them to release this technology for colleges. My research would go a lot smoother.

@Zincy  
Still though, wild turkeys seem like a strange thing to suggest for your alleged drunkenness.

@SeraphimDawn
 
I’m not currently drunk.
 
I just think Google thinks I am a drunkard because all the ads are Wild Turkey. Which is my favorite drink.

@Zincy  
OH!  

@SeraphimDawn
 
Damn straight. One of the finer whiskeys on the market.

I honestly do not like the alcohol flavor.

@HJSDGCE  
It’s an acquired taste for most.  
But people drink for the relaxing effect alcoholic beverages have on their body.

@SeraphimDawn
 
Whiskey tastes good.

@Zincy  
Some also smell great.  
They’re like cologne or perfumes that you drink instead of spray.