Random facts of yourself thread

I LOOK LIKE THIS!
 

people call themselves ‘small’ when they do measure 1.60…
 
i’m so much smaller!! >:’C
 
i wish to be so tall as them

‘why you wear your bag?’  
‘what is under your bag?’  
‘how do you eat / drink?’
 
are the most frequently questions i receive

I don’t agree with censorship. And the media and sjw’s need to stop with there bullshit.

i don’t like when a male characters is drawing with a female butt…
 
i like female butts, they are nice, cute and soft… but not in men

To me 911 is a nice looking Porsche  
I don’t know how to play any instrument (does fucking around with a keyboard count?) (also I basically know a thing or two about playing drums)

@PaperBagPony  

 
 
You almost sound familiar. well nvm

I had piano lessons a long time ago, but I quit them because I had to play in front of a crowd every six months.

I love pasta like soup, spaghetti lots of noodles.

I’m around 5’7 1/2
 
I want to buy this product to become 5’11 or 6.

I don’t really look forward to much on any given day. i have no one to talk to. No one to hangout with. I’m either at work where I’m unappreciated or at home in bed doing nothing productive. You know, the pinnacle of lifes greatest moments.

I can’t work under pressure

@Count Adramélekh Sear ov the Far East  
Human Growth Hormone. HGH
 
Look it up.

i tend to have deja vú’s very often

Many years ago, by chance.  
I learned about the Harpys gang…

i’m working on a NSFW comic
 
/) /// C /// (" oohh….

I’m going to buy tickets later…
 
Ticket to Hell that Awaits this Saturday.

I PUT TEQUILA IN A BONG AND DID THE SPLITS AT FIVE THOUSAND FEET.

@Count Adramélekh Sear ov the Far East  

 
What kind of scam is that

Businessmen irritate me.

 

I tend to make shameful mistakes when I talk to other people, that’s why I prefer to stay quiet.

@PaperBagPony  
Same

I rarely finish my artwork or big art projects.

@Binkyt11  
Same, been working on this on and off since 2016. It started off like this.