Opinion on oneself (Rule: Talk in the third person)

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@PaperBagPony  
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dead account1
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j is just a nobody like everyone else.  
He’s always jealous of other people.  
he often over thinks what people think of him. he feels invisible sometimes.  
He care about people, but never really shows it. he has low confidence.  
He’s an over all ok person, he just needs to actually socialize more.
dead account1
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Thread Starter - The longest story in history. (forum game)

j doesn’t fit in anywhere. he feels awkward and uncomfortable. sometimes unwanted.  
he just stays to himself more often than not. only really talks to his family.  
he just doesn’t want to waste peoples time.
 
@RainbowDash69  
immensely
dead account1
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Thread Starter - The longest story in history. (forum game)

j isn’t sure if there’s something wrong with himself.  
he doesn’t feel normal, he knows he scares away people sometimes with the way he talks.  
he’s so lost with what to do.  
he needs to figure it out.
dead account1
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Thread Starter - The longest story in history. (forum game)

j is tired  
he’s tired of being a adult  
he’s tired of people  
he’s tired of being unhappy  
j needs to stop bitching and get over it
Castellan Fyor
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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CS is prevalent and annoying, they can’t even properly respond to another’s comment correctly. It seems like they’ve forgotten how to communicate just because they’re on the internet.  
And what is it with their persona? Like, god, someone’s going to get offended.
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