Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
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That's him, officer
@Twi Clown - The red nosed christmas pony
He’ll go through withdrawals and feel dead inside
“I’ll pay you to suck your dick!”
“Don’t you mean you’ll suck my dick fo-”
“I know what I said, jackass!”
He’ll go through withdrawals and feel dead inside
“I’ll pay you to suck your dick!”
“Don’t you mean you’ll suck my dick fo-”
“I know what I said, jackass!”
Alexk13 
Lately, I feel the need to create a Hazbin-sona.
…It would most likely be me, except working Hell’s versions of assorted jobs I’ve held. (So, not too much of a stretch)
…It would most likely be me, except working Hell’s versions of assorted jobs I’ve held. (So, not too much of a stretch)
Alexk13
@Dirty Bit
Yeah, I kinda figured.
Honestly, compared to some of the customers I’ve dealt with, Hell’s inhabitants would be downright a dream come true by comparison.
Or at least I/he could say, “You’re down here, too, so get over yourself and quit holding up the line, jackass”.
Yeah, I kinda figured.
Honestly, compared to some of the customers I’ve dealt with, Hell’s inhabitants would be downright a dream come true by comparison.
Or at least I/he could say, “You’re down here, too, so get over yourself and quit holding up the line, jackass”.
RadioDemon 
So many orphans~Alastor
@Dirty Bit
I want to say probably. Once they have had enough of the bullshit that hell dishes out to the sinners every fucking day.
I want to say probably. Once they have had enough of the bullshit that hell dishes out to the sinners every fucking day.
Alexk13
@Dirty Bit
Possibly would hand in a resume; “Even in Hell I need extra work, but at least it’s better than Alaska”.
Possibly would hand in a resume; “Even in Hell I need extra work, but at least it’s better than Alaska”.
RadioDemon
So many orphans~Alastor
@Twi Clown - The red nosed christmas pony
eh I don’t know what I would do. I would probably go for it but only because he looks extremely feminine to me. I am mostly straight but I would have exceptions and those exceptions require that you nearly look like a girl for me to even THINK about doing it with another dude.
eh I don’t know what I would do. I would probably go for it but only because he looks extremely feminine to me. I am mostly straight but I would have exceptions and those exceptions require that you nearly look like a girl for me to even THINK about doing it with another dude.
Dirty Bit
Pretty much this. Traps and femboys, though.
That's him, officer
@Twi Clown - The red nosed christmas pony
eh I don’t know what I would do. I would probably go for it but only because he looks extremely feminine to me. I am mostly straight but I would have exceptions and those exceptions require that you nearly look like a girl for me to even THINK about doing it with another dude.
Pretty much this. Traps and femboys, though.
Background Pony #DB5C
@Twi Clown - The red nosed christmas pony
Smart move. As much as I like Angel Dust…we have to be real here. He’s a porn Star in hell, he probably has a few STDs at he very least
Smart move. As much as I like Angel Dust…we have to be real here. He’s a porn Star in hell, he probably has a few STDs at he very least
Twi Clown 
Übermensch in training
@Background Pony #F8AB
I said it because I wouldn’t like a men (or anyone for that matter) giving me a BJ period.
I said it because I wouldn’t like a men (or anyone for that matter) giving me a BJ period.
QuasarNova
Why not just blast them with a shotgun back into the line? Who’s gonna stop you, Inferno Cop?
@Dirty Bit
Yeah, I kinda figured.Honestly, compared to some of the customers I’ve dealt with, Hell’s inhabitants would be downright a dream come true by comparison.Or at least I/he could say, “You’re down here, too, so get over yourself and quit holding up the line, jackass”.
Why not just blast them with a shotgun back into the line? Who’s gonna stop you, Inferno Cop?
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