...Get A Stupid Answer

You got that idea from a question I asked!!!
 
Why was the question asked?

To get to the other side.
 
How many roads must a man walk down before we can call him a man?

@TheHappySpaceman
 
A man is not measured by the number of roads he walks, but by the amount of pony lore he has memorized.
 
How do you mend a broken heart?

@Flippydaman  
Duct tape.
 
1 + 2 = ???

Correct
 
 
Will you answer the Question?

Maybe
 
Is Celestia likes banana much?

Because there aren’t any bananas on the moon
 
 
What was the weirdest thing you’ve ever done?

Act like CWC
 
What are you wearing?

@Pacific Glow  
Clothes.
 
What if God were one of us?

Then we would ignore him
 
 
Innocent or Guilty?

@Any Pony  
Guiltocent.
 
Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAN YOUUUUUU DIIIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!

I can fill it in
 
Are you a wizard?

@Any Pony  
Not saying that I am, but someone had to create this universe, just sayin’.
 
Is cat wet?

@Flippydaman  
Cat is cat.
 
Why do so many people dislike Tron: Legacy?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Because they’re not part of his legacy.
 
Do you love me?

@Flippydaman  
Love me long time.
 
Why is gravity a thing?

@TheHappySpaceman  
It’s not, because the Earth sucks.
 
How many Earth ponies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.
 
How do I find a heartsweet?

You tear someone’s heart then cover it in sugar
 
 
What do you want to be when you grow up?

A protester against questions like this.
 
Why do you hate babies?

Because they never answer my calls.
 
Who you gonna call?

The Roman Empire
 
If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?

Atlantis
 
Where is my phone?

Inside your phone
 
 
Look to the sky!  
Is that a bird or a plane?

It’s a shark.
 
What’s love got to do with it?