...Get A Stupid Answer

You’ve all heard the saying that there’s no stupid questions, right? Well, lucky for you, there’s no limit on stupid answers.  
For this game, anyone can ask just about any question they want, but the answer MUST be dumb. I’ll start.
 
How do you get popular on Derpibooru?

One word: walruses

How do we end world hunger?

By killing him.

I am Groot?

@Shepherd  
To be or not to be, how bow dah?

@Flippydaman  
2B. Did I sink your battleship?

Yahtzee.  
What is the meaning of life?

dogs
 
Cards aginst humanity anyone?

@Shepherd  
Meh.
 
Robots like pizza with?

DEEZ NUTZ
 
What are your computer’s specifications?

All of them
 
What do you want to be when you grow up

A lewdster
 
What’s 9+10?

Look for the answer within.
 
How many Apples does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thicc Applejack
 
You like jazz?

Four
 
Is there a poniarchry in Equestria?

If they do, make sure to bombard them with some god intent democracy
 
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

1000
 
What is this beast doing on my floor?

Being sexy
 
What’s a paladin?

Another fucking fancy word I don’t know
 
Upsies?

@Pacific Glow  
Cocaine.
 
What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

@TheHappySpaceman  
No, coz I love you way too much to hurt your feelz.
 
Why doesn’t anybody love me?

They hang out with the “popular” kids who treat everyone not in their stupid clique like shit.
 
Do you like CDs or tapes?

Yes.
 
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Picture yourself on a boat on a river
 
 
Have you ever used the Magic of Friendship in real life?