Finish each other's sentences

…..they have no pants.
 
As an hedonistic jackas, I have a particulary plessure for………..

Plushies, don’t you just how soft they are i also like…..

Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
 

 

 
At this point, I should mention…

that i can still touch my toes can you…

still eat that hamburger with that on your mind?
 
Yo check out this new skateboard trick! I call it the-

Near-Death Experience!
 

 

 
This is the first reported case of Death by…

…Cute pony madness or cpm, it has been taking the nation at an alarming rate.
 
 
Now with Hedge with sports news…

[Lengthy Spots intro]  
Hedge: All sports canceled.
 

 

 
Of course, nothing will ever be as funny as…

…Observing a feline under the influence of catnip.
 
If nuclear energy is one the cleanest forms of energy,  
Why not instead burn…

People since they also have nuclei themselves?
 
This is where it gets weird. See, it’s not enough wishing for…

A big tiddy goth GF. You also have to…

Come up with a sentence people can actually finish.
 

 

 
Buddy you’re an old man poor man  
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day  
You got mud on your face  
Big disgrace  
Somebody better…

Better shoot me in face
 
 
Do it… My face, shoot me in the…

Ass as my ass is grass.
 
 
And I’m gonna…

Give you up. Let you down. Run around and desert you
 
It’s like that old saying, with great power comes…

…..free booze and alcoholism.
 
Just because I hate you doesn’t mean I want you…..

Sexually.
 

 

 
I’m sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea  
Cause I’ve got to be free, free to face the life that’s ahead of me  
On board, I’m the captain, so climb aboard  
We’ll search for tomorrow on every shore  
And I’ll try, oh Lord, I’ll try…

But in the end  
It doesn’t really matter
 
I’m happy  
Feeling glad I got…

Sunshine,  
Sunshine ladybugs awake.
 
Clap your hooves and….

Do a little shake, of course!
 
But do you realize what’s going on here? Do you understand how serious this is, we’re talking about…

Sports Ball(TM)
 

 

 
Which inevitably lead to…

BALLBLAZER!
 
Fallout 4 and Skyrim have so many glitches because…

They lack the care and initiative to make them less buggy at launch.
 
Nothing beats a…

Ice cold McDonalds Sprite.
 

 
It sure hits the spot, I could really use a…

Miller beer.
 
If you don’t save frequently in Classic Fallout you’ll…