Finish each other's sentences

It wasn’t just a disaster
 
Thus isn’t your everyday darkness. This is…

advanced darkness
 
What a freak. He looked like a talking…

Tom.
 
Is it wrong to…

Be right
 
 
I’ve got a license to…

Fish and dammit I’m gonna use it.
 

 
Just when you thought it was safe to…

Have sex in the woods
 
 
Horror movies are all the same,  
They…

Get the minority killed and everyone is jumpy
 
I’m not giving him cake. I’m…

giving him my donuts.
 
You’ll need a permit to…

Permit things
 
It’s sounds like…

You want some nuts
 
Don’t you ever mention…

That one time in band camp
 
One time in band camp I…

Used an instrument inappropriately
 
Do not presume what is like to be in…

Not a safe place
 
 
Everyone worldwide protest..

About the lack of toilet paper in public bathrooms
 
That was a big ass…

And I shoved my boot in it
 
 
I can’t…

not even the what
 
Looking back, she really…

Was extra thicc
 
 
Why are you in jail,  
Oh I…

Broke a pinkie promise
 
She broke my entire arm in 3 because…

I called her fat.
 
 
The number one threat to our health and safety is…

The oxygen that comes from the trees
 
I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the…

Dougdimadome from Dimmsdale
 
Where they show Crash Nebula…

Is on Isla Nublar
 
Samurai fool,  
Your efforts are in vain again,  
This gateway into this past is,  
once more,  
beyond your re-
 
You can…

paint me like one of your French girls
 
This journey will turn children into men and…

Men into children; also, for some reason, hamsters into watermelons.
 

 
 
Rock crushes scissors; scissors cut paper; paper…

Cuts you
 
 
I choose you …