Finish each other's sentences

The right to bear arms
 
It says right here,  
That you’re a…

ass.
 
Oh that chick is kinda…

COMPLETELY INSANE!
 

 

 
Let’s never forget…

The fallen
 
Forgive and forget like…

A sucker.
 

 
 
This just in:

Your mom
 
We couldn’t be arsed to map the controllers, so instead of joystick, you’ll have to…

A keyboard from the masterrace!
 
He looked into my eyes and uttered four simple words:…

Dicks out for harambe
 
Most people don’t know this, but Batman is actually…

A pony. xP
 
Check out this book. There’s..

pages and words and stuff.
 

 

 
Today, I learned…

To always buy the railroad
 
I never thought that…

One person could be so incredibly stupid.
 

 

 
Hey little sister what have you done?  
Hey little sister who’s the only one?  
Hey little sister who’s your superman?  
Hey little sister who’s the one you want?  
Hey little sister shot gun!
 
It’s a nice day to start again.  
It’s a nice day for…

A walk
 
I spared his life,  
He gave me mine,  
And then…

we became roomies.
 
Something big is coming…

The entire Soviet Union is joining
 
And if you don’t know,  
Now you…

Die.
 
Please watch out for the…

Shotgun welding cat
 
Everything is going according to…

what TVTropes listed
 
That’s 3 for 3 of stories starting with…

A big ball of shit.
 
Oh baby, I can’t believe that…

You shot me. Again.
 

 
 
KILL IT BEFORE…

It tells it’s sob story.
 
If the eyes are windows to the soul, then the ears are…

Corn. Lots of corn.
 
To all who come to this happy place…

Reader beware, you’re in for a scare.
 
When you press me to your heart, I’m in a world apart, this is…

Agony and pain multiplied.
 
Nothing in life is granted except for…

Yourself.
 
Hey, this place looks…