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I’m listening to the sound of the bus opening and closing its doors of opportunities, accompanied with the hubbub of the citizens that habit this forest of bricks, trying to find their place in the world…

Today I learned I can’t understand sarcasm.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8  
I will never be able to listen to this song without being reminded of what happened today.

And are there that kind of stuff everywhere there?

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no he says he has to go to the doctor next week i guess his daughters wisdom teeth have to come out
 
(I’m not entirely sure how this was copied)

What would you do if you could switch bodies with someone of the opposite sex? Other than the obvious.

I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones’ locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m sp00ky. I’m having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me “deadbeard” and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can’t accept me you’re a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.
 
I sexually Identify as a Racecar. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drifting around corners and running quarter miles in under ten seconds. People say to me that a person being a Racecar is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a shop mechanic install 100-shot of nitrous, adjustable coilovers, and twin scroll turbos on my chassis. From now on I want you guys to call me “Drift King” and respect my right to burn rubber below and shoot flames needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a ricer and need to check your modifying privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
I sexually Identify as a minion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking down the lanes of Summoners Rift just to get slaughtered instantly. People say to me that a person being a minion is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a little stone helmet, shield and battle hammer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “blue melee creep” and respect my right to willingly suicide into powerful enemy champions. If you can’t accept me you’re a miniophobe and need to check your summoning privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
Search Interest

@Pacific Glow  

 
WHAT  
THE  
FUCK

Signs of love overshadowed by dreams  
Baby, don’t worry coz you ain’t alone  
Only time running days without nights  
Tears pass through

>>1112660
 
(I never have anything interesting in my clipboard :/)

https://puu.sh/wiQqv/4b69555991.png
 
@Osha
 
Me neither, don’t worry :P

told you a few weeks ago to submit to more groups your

 
_{^{Is it weird that kinda want Kirishima to bite me?}}

XOMF is my new favorite image uploader. It doesn’t require sharing or disregard your privacy settings (unlike Imgur), and it doesn’t delete shit (unlike Cubeupload).

Unreal Engine 4 (UE4) and Unity are arguably two of the most popular game engines available to the public today. While many game development studios use their own proprietary game engine there’s still a huge market for indie developers and even larger studios needing a great game engine to help them create their game

EDIT: Here’s the finished comic!

Dreadful Wale  
Farewell Daud