Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

Angry Velvet Remedy makes you a balefire egg cake.
 
I wish I knew a good wine to consume.

It wasn’t labeled
 
I wish for the colour purple

It’s magenta instead
 
I wish for carrot juice

It’s concentrated ×1000
 
I wish for earplugs

They’re permanently attached to your ears
 
I wish to whistle

Only underwater and in Vermont
 
I wish for a package of canned Peaches

They’re passed their expiration date
 
I wish doctors would clear me to compete

in a super smash bros
 
I wish for money.

It’s monopoly money
 
I wish to be a dilapidated boat

it’s haunted
 
I wish for an item finder.

You need to finish the main quest before using it
 
I wish for a song that doesn’t use instruments

Sound of silence
 
I wish for Pokemon hentai version.

Granted, but it’s poorly drawn in ms paint.
 
I wish to have another fetish.

It’s cake
 
I wish to get spooky.

Granted, but that involves your head to be lost.
 
I wish to get shwifty.

You get schezuan
 
I wish to have crippling depression

Granted, now you feel nothing but emotional distress, hopelessness, stress and tiredness. Then you take your own life, leaving an emotional scar on whoever you are close to.
 
I wish to be made of chocolate.

You’re only colored chocolate
 
I wish to hop

Granted, but you sprain your ankle.
 
I wish to have a wish.

You wish for me to wallow in your misery
 
I wish to be E X T R A T H I C C

Only in your hands, feet, and head.  
The rest is EXTRA T H I N N
 
I wish to wear hockey pads

Only after your parents die
 
I wish to be alien

You immigrate to the US
 
I wish it was raining

For forty days and forty nights
 
I wish for a taco.

Granted, it’s from Taco Bell.
 
[season 8 episode 1 & 2 spoilers]  
I wish there weren’t any lewd or shipping art of the student six.  

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