Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

SuperSupermario24
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

fluffy sylveon
@SeraphimDawn  
Granted.  
You promptly get massacred because the RNG(Random Number God) is not on your side.
 
I wish for an incorruptible wish that I can choose of my own accord and will not have my decision influenced by corruption, and that no adverse side effects (defined as side effects causing harm or inconvenience to myself or anyone else) come from the granting of either this wish or the incorruptible wish.
Natry
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Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Constant Lurker
@SuperSupermario24  
Granted, but none of your wishes can cause inconvenience to the wish granter, so the wishes you can choose from have to be very small.
 
I wish I can watch and understand entertainment from other planets.
Any Pony
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
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Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
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Our time has passed
You do,  
But everyone there now hates you, they force you out, and forget about you
 
I wish I was dead…
Background Pony #852A
@pixel  
Fine… atomic war… dramas all done… survivors mainly worried about finding food.
 
I wish for a pet rainbow dash.
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