Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
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This is a fun wish. You make a wish and then the next person grants it in a bad way. Then they make their own wish and the cycle starts again. Example:
 
#1: I wish I could fly.  
#2: Granted. In a plane.
 
I wish I was married to Twilight.
 
NSFW is allowed.
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