Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You already can but you do it awfully and never improve
 
I wish for a portrait

Is a lousy one. Using watercolors the same way a child does.
 
I wish for a liver.

It’s a liver with terminal cancer
 
I wish for a magical typewriter

It writes a declaration of war against the world on it’s own.
 
I wish there are more British people in the Philippines.

Granted, enjoy imperialism.
 
I wish the wish below mine made zero sense.

Granted, you get 100 pimples i your body.
 
I wish for a clam.

This poster has delivered a flying kick into your face.
 
I wish to kick Floyd Mayweather Jr’s ass.

You can only do it with him in a wheelchair with dozens of witnesses
 
I wish to have a box

You can’t see into it. No one can’t, not even Squidward’s house.
 
I wish to bypass my latest corruption and eing able to see what’s inside of that box.

It’s a laser gun that blasts you
 
I wish for a fan

It’s an Orc.
 
I wish for spicy chicken wings.

So spicy your tongue melts away.
 
I wish for a biographical movie about me.

It’s completely inaccurate and terrible
 
I wish for a violin

It has no strings.
 
I wish for a potato.

Granted it sings about anime.
 
I wish for hugs.

you got hugged foreve by a leper
 
i wish for peanut m&m’s

You’ll get pimples.
 
I wish for a remote that lowers everybody’s noise down.

It also lowers he voice of your songs and you can’t get it back up
 
I wish for a sandwich

It’s made of sonething you’re allergic to.
 
I wish I can punch my boss in the face without any consequenses whatsoever.

You’re other supervisor finds out and you get fired
 
I wish to punch irate customers in the face without any consequences whatsoever

Granted, your knuckles break at hitting such a hardhead.
 
I wish to kill all the criminals in the world.

Everyone is dead
 
I wish for FORTNITE and Mark ass brownies

Granted they have happy leaves
 
I wish for cheese frizes.

The cheese is expired.
 
I wish the next POTUS is a metalhead.

He’s also even more racist and supremacist than the last
 
I wish to have a police siren